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Nevertheless the danger of proving too much would not have been great if
there had not been in Penguinia, as there are, indeed, everywhere, minds framed
for free inquiry, capable of studying a difficult question, and inclined to
philosophic doubt. They were few; they were not all inclined to speak, and the
public was by no means inclined to listen to them. Still, they did not always
meet with deaf ears. The great Jews, all the Israelite millionaires of Alca,
when spoken to of Pyrot, said: "We do not know the man"; but they
thought of saving him. They preserved the prudence to which their wealth
inclined them and wished that others would be less timid. Their wish was to be
gratified.
V. COLOMBAN
Some weeks after the conviction of the seven hundred Pyrotists, a little,
gruff, hairy, short-sighted man left his house one morning with a paste-pot, a
ladder, and a bundle of posters and went about the streets pasting placards to
the walls on which might be read in large letters: Pyrot is innocent, Maubec is
guilty. He was not a bill-poster; his name was Colomban, and as the author of
sixty volumes on Penguin sociology he was numbered among the most laborious and
respected writers in Alca. Having given sufficient thought to the matter and no
longer doubting Pyrot's innocence, he proclaimed it in the manner which he
thought would be most sensational. He met with no hindrance while posting his
bills in the quiet streets, but when he came to the populous quarters, every
time he mounted his ladder, inquisitive people crowded round him and,
dumbfounded with surprise and indignation, threw at him threatening looks which
he received with the calm that comes from courage and short-sightedness. Whilst
caretakers and tradespeople tore down the bills he had posted, he kept on
zealously placarding, carrying his tools and followed by little boys who, with
their baskets under their arms or their satchels on their backs, were in no
hurry to reach school. To the mute indignation against him, protests and
murmurs were now added. But Colomban did not condescend to see or hear
anything. As, at the entrance to the Rue St. Orberosia, he was posting one of
his squares of paper bearing the words: Pyrot is innocent, Maubec is guilty,
the riotous crowd showed signs of the most violent anger. They called after
him, "Traitor, thief, rascal, scoundrel." A woman opened a window and
emptied a vase full of filth over his head, a cabby sent his hat flying from
one end of the street to the other by a blow of his whip amid the cheers of the
crowd who now felt themselves avenged. A butcher's boy knocked Colomban with
his paste-pot, his brush, and his posters, from the top of his ladder into the
gutter, and the proud Penguins then felt the greatness of their country.
Colomban stood up,, covered with filth, lame, and with his elbow injured, but
tranquil and resolute.
"Low brutes," he muttered, shrugging his shoulders.
Then he went down on all-fours in the gutter to look for his glasses which
he had lost in his fall. t was then seen that his coat was split from the
collar to the tails and that his trousers were in rags. The rancour of the
crowd grew stronger.
On the other side of the street stretched the big St. Orberosian Stores. The
patriots seized whatever they could lay their hands on from the shop front, and
hurled at Colomban oranges, lemons, pots of jam, pieces of chocolate, bottles
of liqueurs, boxes of sardines, pots of foie gras, hams, fowls, flasks of oil,
and bags of haricots. Covered with the debris of the food, bruised, tattered,
lame, and blind, he took to flight, followed by the shop-boys, bakers, loafers,
citizens, and hooligans whose number increased each moment and who kept
shouting: "Duck him! Death to the traitor! Duck him!" This torrent of
vulgar humanity swept along the streets and rushed into the Rue St. Mael. The
police did their duty. From all the adjacent streets constables proceeded and,
holding their scabbards with their left hands, they went at full speed in front
of the pursuers. They were on the point of grabbing Colomban in their huge
hands when he suddenly escaped them by falling through an open man-hole to the
bottom of a sewer.
He spent the night there in the darkness, sitting close by the dirty water
amidst the fat and slimy rats. He thought of his task, and his swelling heart
filled with courage and pity. And when the dawn threw a pale ray of light into
the air-hole he got up and said, speaking to himself:
"I see that the fight will be a stiff one."
Forthwith he composed a memorandum in which he clearly showed that Pyrot
could not have stolen from the Ministry of War the eighty thousand trusses of
hay which it had never received, for the reason that Maubec had never delivered
them, though he had received the money. Colomban caused this statement to be
distributed in the streets of Alca. The people refused to read it and tore it
up in anger. The shop-keepers shook their fists at the distributers, who made
off, chased by angry women armed with brooms. Feelings grew warm and the
ferment lasted the whole day. In the evening bands of wild and ragged men went
about the streets yelling: "Death to Colomban!" The patriots snatched
whole bundles of the memorandum from the newsboys and burned them in the public
squares, dancing wildly round these bon-fires with girls whose petticoats were
tied up to their waists.
Some of the more enthusiastic among them went and broke the windows of the
house in which Colomban had lived in perfect tranquillity during his forty
years of work.
Parliament was roused and asked the Chief of the Government what measures he
proposed to take in order to repel the odious attacks made by Colomban upon the
honour of the National Arm and the safety of Penguinia. Robin Mielleux
denounced Colomban's impious audacity and proclaimed amid the cheers of the
legislators that the man would be summoned before the Courts to answer for his
infamous libel.
The Minister of War was called to the tribune and appeared in it
transfigured. He had no longer the air, as in former days, of one of the sacred
geese of the Penguin citadels. Now, bristling, with outstretched neck and
hooked beak, he seemed the symbolical vulture fastened to the livers of his
country's enemies.
In the august silence of the assembly he pronounced these words only:
"I swear that Pyrot is a rascal."
This speech of Greatauk was reported all over Penguinia and satisfied the
public conscience.
V. THE REVEREND FATHERS AGARIC AND CORNEMUSE
Colomban bore with meekness and surprise the weight of the general reprobation.
He could not go out without being stoned, so he did not go out. He remained in
his study with a superb obstinacy, writing new memoranda in favour of the
encaged innocent. In the mean time among the few readers that he found, some,
about a dozen, were struck by his reasons and began to doubt Pyrot's guilt.
They broached the subject to their friends and endeavoured to spread the light
that had arisen in their minds. One of them was a friend of Robin Mielleux and
confided to him his perplexities, with the result that he was no longer
received by that Minister. Another demanded explanations in an open letter to
the Minister of War. A third published a terrible pamphlet. The latter, whose
name was Kerdanic, was a formidable controversialist. The public was unmoved.
It was said that these defenders of the traitor had been bribed by the rich
Jews; they were stigmatized by the name of Pyrotists and the patriots swore to
exterminate them. There were only a thousand or twelve hundred Pyrotists in the
whole vast Republic, but it was believed that they were everywhere. People were
afraid of finding them in the promenades, at meetings, at receptions, in
fashionable drawing-rooms, at the dinner-table, even in the conjugal couch. One
half of the population was suspected by the other half. The discord set all
Alca on fire.
In the mean time Father Agaric, who managed his big school for young nobles,
followed events with anxious attention. The misfortunes of the Penguin Church
had not disheartened him. He remained faithful to Prince Crucho and preserved
the hope of restoring the heir of the Draconides to the Penguin throne. It
appeared to him that the events that were happening or about to happen in the
country, the state of mind of which they were at once the effect and the cause,
and the troubles that necessarily resulted from them might--if they were
directed, guided, and led by the profound wisdom of a monk--overthrow the
Republic and incline the Penguins to restore Prince Crucho, from whose piety
the faithful hoped for so much solace. Wearing his huge black hat, the brims of
which looked like the wings of Night, he walked through the Wood of Conils
towards the factory where his venerable friend, Father Cornemuse, distilled the
hygienic St. Orberosian liqueur, The good monk's industry, so cruelly affected
in the time of Emiral Chatillon, was being restored from its ruins. One heard
goods trains rumbling through the Wood and one saw in the sheds hundreds of
orphans clothed in blue, packing bottles and nailing up cases.
Agaric found the venerable Cornemuse standing before his stoves and
surrounded by his retorts. The shining pupils of the old man's eyes had again
become as rubies, his skull shone with its former elaborate and careful polish.
Agaric first congratulated the pious distiller on the restored activity of
his laboratories and workshops.
"Business is recovering. I thank God for it," answered the old man
of Conils. "Alas! it had fallen into a bad state, Brother Agaric. You raw
the desolation of this establishment. I need say no more."
Agaric turned away his head.
"The St. Orberosian liqueur," continued Cornemuse, "is making
fresh conquests. But none the less my industry remains uncertain and precarious.
The laws of ruin and desolation that struck it have not been abrogated, they
have only been suspended."
And the monk of Conils lifted his ruby eyes to heaven.
Agaric put his hand on his shoulder.
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