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They even had time to dance "square dances," quadrilles, and
"lancers"; they also danced the "racquette," and
schottisches and polkas, and such whims as the "Portland Fancy." They
pushed back the sliding doors between the "parlour" and the
"sitting room," tacked down crash over the carpets, hired a few palms
in green tubs, stationed three or four Italian musicians under the stairway in
the "front hall"--and had great nights!
But these people were gayest on New Year's Day; they made it a true
festival--something no longer known. The women gathered to "assist"
the hostesses who kept "Open House"; and the carefree men, dandified
and perfumed, went about in sleighs, or in carriages and ponderous "hacks,"
going from Open House to Open House, leaving fantastic cards in fancy baskets
as they entered each doorway, and emerging a little later, more carefree than
ever, if the punch had been to their liking. It always was, and, as the
afternoon wore on, pedestrians saw great gesturing and waving of skin-tight
lemon gloves, while ruinous fragments of song were dropped behind as the
carriages rolled up and down the streets.
"Keeping Open House" was a merry custom; it has gone, like the
all-day picnic in the woods, and like that prettiest of all vanished customs,
the serenade. When a lively girl visited the town she did not long go
unserenaded, though a visitor was not indeed needed to excuse a serenade. Of a
summer night, young men would bring an orchestra under a pretty girl's window--or,
it might be, her father's, or that of an ailing maiden aunt--and flute, harp,
fiddle, 'cello, cornet, and bass viol would presently release to the dulcet
stars such melodies as sing through "You'll Remember Me," "I
Dreamt That I Dwelt in Marble Halls," "Silver Threads Among the
Gold," "Kathleen Mavourneen," or "The Soldier's
Farewell."
They had other music to offer, too, for these were the happy days of
"Olivette" and "The Mascotte" and "The Chimes of
Normandy" and "Giroflé-Girofla" and "Fra Diavola." Better
than that, these were the days of "Pinafore" and "The Pirates of
Penzance" and of "Patience." This last was needed in the Midland
town, as elsewhere, for the "aesthetic movement" had reached thus far
from London, and terrible things were being done to honest old furniture.
Maidens sawed what-nots in two, and gilded the remains. They took the rockers
from rocking-chairs and gilded the inadequate legs; they gilded the easels that
supported the crayon portraits of their deceased uncles. In the new spirit of
art they sold old clocks for new, and threw wax flowers and wax fruit, and the
protecting glass domes, out upon the trash-heap. They filled vases with peacock
feathers, or cat-tails, or sumach, or sunflowers, and set the vases upon
mantelpieces and marble-topped tables. They embroidered daisies (which they
called "marguerites") and sunflowers and sumach and cat-tails and
owls and peacock feathers upon plush screens and upon heavy cushions, then
strewed these cushions upon floors where fathers fell over them in the dark. In
the teeth of sinful oratory, the daughters went on embroidering: they
embroidered daisies and sunflowers and sumach and cat-tails and owls and
peacock feathers upon "throws" which they had the courage to drape
upon horsehair sofas; they painted owls and daisies and sunflowers and sumach
and cat-tails and peacock feathers upon tambourines. They hung Chinese
umbrellas of paper to the chandeliers; they nailed paper fans to the walls.
They "studied" painting on china, these girls; they sang Tosti's new
songs; they sometimes still practised the old, genteel habit of lady-fainting,
and were most charming of all when they drove forth, three or four in a basket
phaeton, on a spring morning.
Croquet and the mildest archery ever known were the sports of people still
young and active enough for so much exertion; middle-age played euchre. There
was a theatre, next door to the Amberson Hotel, and when Edwin Booth came for a
night, everybody who could afford to buy a ticket was there, and all the "hacks"
in town were hired. "The Black Crook" also filled the theatre, but
the audience then was almost entirely of men who looked uneasy as they left for
home when the final curtain fell upon the shocking girls dressed as fairies.
But the theatre did not often do so well; the people of the town were still too
thrifty.
They were thrifty because they were the sons or grandsons of the "early
settlers," who had opened the wilderness and had reached it from the East
and the South with wagons and axes and guns, but with no money at all. The
pioneers were thrifty or they would have perished: they had to store away food
for the winter, or goods to trade for food, and they often feared they had not
stored enough--they left traces of that fear in their sons and grandsons. In
the minds of most of these, indeed, their thrift was next to their religion: to
save, even for the sake of saving, was their earliest lesson and discipline. No
matter how prosperous they were, they could not spend money either upon
"art," or upon mere luxury and entertainment, without a sense of sin.
Against so homespun a background the magnificence of the Ambersons was as
conspicuous as a brass band at a funeral. Major Amberson bought two hundred
acres of land at the end of National Avenue; and through this tract he built
broad streets and cross-streets; paved them with cedar block, and curbed them
with stone. He set up fountains, here and there, where the streets intersected,
and at symmetrical intervals placed cast-iron statues, painted white, with their
titles clear upon the pedestals: Minerva, Mercury, Hercules, Venus, Gladiator,
Emperor Augustus, Fisher Boy, Stag-hound, Mastic, Greyhound, Fawn, Antelope,
Wounded Doe, and Wounded Lion. Most of the forest trees had been left to
flourish still, and, at some distance, or by moonlight, the place was in truth
beautiful; but the ardent citizen, loving to see his city grow, wanted neither
distance nor moonlight. He had not seen Versailles, but, standing before the
Fountain of Neptune in Amberson Addition, at bright noon, and quoting the
favourite comparison of the local newspapers, he declared Versailles outdone.
All this Art showed a profit from the start, for the lots sold well and there
was something like a rush to build in the new Addition. Its main thoroughfare,
an oblique continuation of National Avenue, was called Amberson Boulevard, and
here, at the juncture of the new Boulevard and the Avenue, Major Amberson
reserved four acres for himself, and built his new house--the Amberson Mansion,
of course.
This house was the pride of the town. Faced with stone as far back as the
dining-room windows, it was a house of arches and turrets and girdling stone
porches: it had the first porte-cochère seen in that town. There was a central
"front hall" with a great black walnut stairway, and open to a green
glass skylight called the "dome," three stories above the ground
floor. A ballroom occupied most of the third story; and at one end of it was a
carved walnut gallery for the musicians. Citizens told strangers that the cost
of all this black walnut and wood-carving was sixty thousand dollars.
"Sixty thousand dollars for the woodwork alone! Yes, sir, and hardwood
floors all over the house! Turkish rugs and no carpets at all, except a
Brussels carpet in the front parlour--I hear they call it the 'reception-room.'
Hot and cold water upstairs and down, and stationary washstands in every last
bedroom in the place! Their sideboard's built right into the house and goes all
the way across one end of the dining room. It isn't walnut, it's solid
mahogany! Not veneering--solid mahogany! Well, sir, I presume the President of
the United States would be tickled to swap the White House for the new Amberson
Mansion, if the Major'd give him the chance--but by the Almighty Dollar, you bet
your sweet life the Major wouldn't!"
The visitor to the town was certain to receive further enlightenment, for
there was one form of entertainment never omitted: he was always patriotically
taken for "a little drive around our city," even if his host had to
hire a hack, and the climax of the display was the Amberson Mansion. "Look
at that greenhouse they've put up there in the side yard," the escort
would continue. "And look at that brick stable! Most folks would think
that stable plenty big enough and good enough to live in; it's got running
water and four rooms upstairs for two hired men and one of 'em's family to live
in. They keep one hired man loafin' in the house, and they got a married hired
man out in the stable, and his wife does the washing. They got box-stalls for
four horses, and they keep a coupay, and some new kinds of fancy rigs you never
saw the beat of! 'Carts' they call two of 'em--'way up in the air they are--too
high for me! I guess they got every new kind of fancy rig in there that's been
invented. And harness--well, everybody in town can tell when Ambersons are out
driving after dark, by the jingle. This town never did see so much style as
Ambersons are putting on, these days; and I guess it's going to be expensive,
because a lot of other folks'll try to keep up with 'em. The Major's wife and
the daughter's been to Europe, and my wife tells me since they got back they
make tea there every afternoon about five o'clock, and drink it. Seems to me it
would go against a person's stomach, just before supper like that, and anyway
tea isn't fit for much--not unless you're sick or something. My wife says
Ambersons don't make lettuce salad the way other people do; they don't chop it
up with sugar and vinegar at all. They pour olive oil on it with their vinegar,
and they have it separate--not along with the rest of the meal And they eat
these olives, too: green things they are, something like a hard plum, but a
friend of mine told me they tasted a good deal like a bad hickory-nut. My wife
says she's going to buy some; you got to eat nine and then you get to like 'em,
she says. Well, I wouldn't eat nine bad hickory-nuts to get to like them, and
I'm going to let these olives alone. Kind of a woman's dish, anyway, I suspect,
but most everybody'll be makin' a stagger to worm through nine of 'em, now
Ambersons brought 'em to town. Yes, sir, the rest'll eat 'em, whether they get
sick or not! Looks to me like some people in this city'd be willing to go crazy
if they thought that would help 'em to be as high-toned as Ambersons. Old Aleck
Minafer--he's about the closest old codger we got--he come in my office the
other day, and he pretty near had a stroke tellin' me about his daughter Fanny.
Seems Miss Isabel Amberson's got some kind of a dog--they call it a Saint
Bernard--and Fanny was bound to have one, too. Well, old Aleck told her he
didn't like dogs except rat-terriers, because a rat-terrier cleans up the mice,
but she kept on at him, and finally he said all right she could have one. Then,
by George! she says Ambersons bought their dog, and you can't get one without
paying for it: they cost from fifty to a hundred dollars up! Old Aleck wanted
to know if I ever heard of anybody buyin' a dog before, because, of course,
even a Newfoundland or a setter you can usually get somebody to give you one.
He says he saw some sense in payin' a nigger a dime, or even a quarter, to
drown a dog for you, but to pay out fifty dollars and maybe more--well, sir, he
like to choked himself to death, right there in my office! Of course everybody
realizes that Major Amberson is a fine business man, but what with throwin'
money around for dogs, and every which and what, some think all this style's
bound to break him up, if his family don't quit!"
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