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The magic of the place, combined with the overwhelming sense of dangers left
behind and of the promised land reached at last, seemed to charm us into
silence. Sir Henry and Umbopa sat conversing in, a mixture of broken English
and Kitchen Zulu in a low voice, but earnestly enough, and I lay, with my eyes
half shut, upon that fragrant bed of fern and watched-them. Presently I missed
Good, and looked to see what had become of him. As I did so I observed him
sitting by the bank of the stream, in which he had been bathing. He had nothing
on but his flannel shirt, and, his natural habits of extreme neatness having
reasserted themselves, was actively employed in making a most elaborate toilet.
He had washed his gutta-percha collar, thoroughly shaken out his trousers,
coat, and waistcoat, and was now folding them up neatly till he was ready to
put them on, shaking his head sadly as he did so over the numerous rents and
tears in them which had naturally resulted from our frightful journey. Then he
took his boots, scrubbed them with a handful of fern, and finally rubbed them
over with a piece of fat which he had carefully saved from the inco meat, till
they looked, comparatively speaking, respectable. Having inspected them
judiciously through his eye-glass, he put them on and began a fresh operation.
From a little bag he carried he produced a pocket- comb in which was fixed a
tiny looking- glass and in this surveyed himself. Apparently he was not
satisfied, for he proceeded to do his hair with great care. Then came a pause
while he again contemplated the effect; still it was not satisfactory. He felt
his chin, on which was now the accumulated scrub of a ten days' beard.
"Surely," thought I; "he is not going to try and shave."
But so it was. Taking the piece of fat with which he had greased his boots, he
washed it carefully in the stream. Then diving again into the hag, he brought
out a little pocket razor with a guard to it, such as are sold to people afraid
of cutting themselves, or to those about to undertake a sea voyage. Then he
vigorously scrubbed his face and chin with the fat and began. But it was
evidently a painful process, for he groaned very much over it, and I was
convulsed with inward laughter as I watched him struggling with that stubbly
beard. It seemed so very odd that a man should take the trouble to shave
himself with a piece of fat in such a place and under such circumstances. At
last he succeeded in getting the worst of the scrub off the right side of his
face and chin, when suddenly I, who was watching, became aware of a flash of
light that passed just by his head.
Good sprang up with a profane exclamation (if it had not been a safety razor
he would certainly have cut his throat), and so did I, without the exclamation,
and this was what I saw. Standing there, not more than twenty paces from where
I was, and ten from Good, was a group of men. They were very tall and copper-colored,
and some of them wore great plumes of black feathers and short cloaks of
leopard skins; this-was all I noticed at the moment. In front of them stood a
youth of about seventeen, his hand still raised and his body bent forward in
the attitude of a Grecian statue of a spear thrower. Evidently the flash of
light had been a weapon, and he had thrown it.
As I looked an old, soldier-like looking man stepped forward out of the
group, and catching the youth by the arm said something to him. Then they advanced
upon us.
Sir Henry, Good, and Umbopa had by this time seized their rifles and lifted
them threateningly. The party of natives still came on. It struck me that they
could not know what rifles were, or they would not have treated them with such
contempt.
"Put down your guns!" I hallooed to the others, seeing that our
only chance of safety in conciliation. They obeyed, and, walking to the front,
I addressed the elderly man who had checked the youth.
"Greeting," I said, in Zulu, not knowing what language to use. To
my surprise I was understood.
"Greeting," answered the man, not, indeed, in the same tongue, but
in a dialect so closely allied to it that neither Umbopa nor myself had any
difficulty in understanding it. Indeed, as we afterwards found out, the
language spoken by this people was an old- fashioned form of the Zulu tongue,
bearing about the same relationship to it that the English of Chaucer does to
the English of the nineteenth century.
"Whence come ye?" he went on, "what are ye? and why are the
faces of three of ye white, and the face of the fourth as the face of our
mother's sons?" and he pointed to Umbopa. I looked at Umbopa as he said
it, and it flashed across me that he was right. Umbopa was like the faces of
the men before me; so was his great form. But I had not time to reflect- on
this coincidence.
"We are strangers, and come in peace," I answered, speaking very
slow, so that he might understand me, "and this man is our servant."
"Ye lie," he answered, "no strangers can cross the mountains
where all things die. But what do your lies matter; if ye are strangers then ye
must die, for no strangers may live in the land of the Kukuanas. It is the
king's law. Prepare then to die, O strangers!"
I was slightly staggered at this, more especially as I saw the hands of some
of the party of men steal down to their sides, where hung on each what looked
to me like a large and heavy knife.
"What does that beggar say?" asked Good.
"He says we are going to be scragged," I answered, grimly.
"Oh, Lord," groaned Good; and, as was his way when perplexed, put
his hand to his false teeth, dragging the top set down and allowing them to fly
back to his jaw with a snap. It was a most fortunate move, for next second the
dignified crowd of Kukuanas gave a simultaneous yell of horror, and bolted back
some yards.
"What's up?" said I.
"It's his teeth," whispered Sir Henry, excitedly. "He moved
them. Take them out, Good, take them out!"
He obeyed, slipping the set into the sleeve of his flannel shirt.
In another second curiosity had overcome fear, and the men advanced slowly.
Apparently they had now forgotten their amiable intentions of doing for us.
"How is it, O strangers," asked the old man, solemnly, "that
the teeth of the man" (pointing to Good, who had nothing on but a flannel
shirt, and had only half finished his shaving) "whose body is clothed, and
whose legs are bare, who grows hair on one side of his sickly face and not on
the other, and who has one shining and transparent eye, move of themselves,
coming away from the jaws and returning of their own will?"
"Open your mouth," I said to Good, who promptly curled up his lips
and grinned at the old gentleman like an angry dog, revealing to their
astonished gaze two thin red lines of gum as utterly innocent of ivories as a
new-born elephant. His audience gasped.
"Where are his teeth?" they shouted; "with our eyes we saw
them."
Turning his head slowly and with a gesture of ineffable contempt, Good swept
his hand across his mouth. Then he grinned again, and lo! there were two rows
of lovely teeth.
The young man who had flung the knife threw himself down on the grass and
gave vent to a prolonged howl of terror; and as for the old gentleman, his
knees knocked together with fear.
"I see that ye are spirits," he said, falteringly; "did ever
man born of woman have hair on one side of his face and not on the other, or a
round and transparent eye, or teeth which moved and melted away and grew again?
Pardon us, O my lords."
Here was luck indeed, and, needless to say, I jumped at the chance.
"It is granted," I said, with an imperial smile. "Nay, ye
shall know the truth. We come from another world, though we are men such as ye;
we come," I went on, "from the biggest star that shines at
night."
"Oh! oh!" groaned the chorus of astonished aborigines.
"Yes," I went on, "we do, indeed;" and I again smiled
benignly as I uttered that amazing lie. "We come to stay with you a little
while, and bless you by our sojourn. Ye will see, O friends, that I have
prepared myself by learning your language."
"It is so, it is so," said the chorus. "Only, my lord,"
put in the old gentleman, "thou hast learned it very badly."
I cast an indignant glance at him and he quailed.
"Now, friends," I continued, "ye might think that after so
long a journey we should find it in our hearts to avenge such a reception,
mayhap to strike cold in death the impious hand that--that, in short--threw a
knife at the head of him whose teeth come and go."
"Spare him, my lords," said the old man, in supplication; "he
is the king's son, and I am his uncle. If anything befalls him his blood will
be required at my hands."
"Yes, that is certainly so," put in the young man with great
emphasis.
"You may perhaps doubt our power to avenge," I went on, heedless
of this by- play. "Stay, I will show you. Here, you dog and slave"
(addressing Umbopa in a savage tone), "give me the magic tube that
speaks;" and I tipped a wink towards my express rifle.
Umbopa rose to the occasion, and with something as nearly resembling a grin
as I have ever seen on his dignified face, handed me the rifle.
"It is here, O lord of lords," he said, with a deep obeisance.
Now, just before I asked for the rifle I had perceived a little klipspringer
antelope standing on a mass of rock about seventy yards away, and determined to
risk a shot at it.
"Ye see that buck," I said, pointing the animal out to the party
before me. "Tell me, is it possible for man, born of woman, to kill it
from here with a noise?"
"It is not possible, my lord," answered the old man.
"Yet shall I kill it," I said, quietly.
The old man smiled. "That my lord cannot do," he said.
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