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`I wish I
had our Dinah here, I know I do!' said Alice aloud, addressing nobody in
particular. `She'd soon fetch it back!' `And who
is Dinah, if I might venture to ask the question?' said the Lory. Alice
replied eagerly, for she was always ready to talk about her pet: `Dinah's our
cat. And she's such a capital one for catching mice you can't think! And oh, I
wish you could see her after the birds! Why, she'll eat a little bird as soon
as look at it!' This
speech caused a remarkable sensation among the party. Some of the birds hurried
off at once: one the old Magpie began wrapping itself up very carefully,
remarking, `I really must be getting home; the night-air doesn't suit my
throat!' and a Canary called out in a trembling voice to its children, `Come
away, my dears! It's high time you were all in bed!' On various pretexts they
all moved off, and Alice was soon left alone. `I wish I
hadn't mentioned Dinah!' she said to herself in a melancholy tone. `Nobody
seems to like her, down here, and I'm sure she's the best cat in the world! Oh,
my dear Dinah! I wonder if I shall ever see you any more!' And here poor Alice
began to cry again, for she felt very lonely and low-spirited. In a little
while, however, she again heard a little pattering of footsteps in the
distance, and she looked up eagerly, half hoping that the Mouse had changed his
mind, and was coming back to finish his story. CHAPTER IV. The Rabbit Sends in a Little Bill
It was the
White Rabbit, trotting slowly back again, and looking anxiously about as it
went, as if it had lost something; and she heard it muttering to itself `The
Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! She'll get me
executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets! Where CAN I have dropped them, I
wonder?' Alice guessed in a moment that it was looking for the fan and the pair
of white kid gloves, and she very good-naturedly began hunting about for them,
but they were nowhere to be seen--everything seemed to have changed since her
swim in the pool, and the great hall, with the glass table and the little door,
had vanished completely. Very soon
the Rabbit noticed Alice, as she went hunting about, and called out to her in
an angry tone, `Why, Mary Ann, what ARE you doing out here? Run home this
moment, and fetch me a pair of gloves and a fan! Quick, now!' And Alice was so
much frightened that she ran off at once in the direction it pointed to,
without trying to explain the mistake it had made. `He took
me for his housemaid,' she said to herself as she ran. `How surprised he'll be
when he finds out who I am! But I'd better take him his fan and gloves--that
is, if I can find them.' As she said this, she came upon a neat little house,
on the door of which was a bright brass plate with the name `W. RABBIT'
engraved upon it. She went in without knocking, and hurried upstairs, in great
fear lest she should meet the real Mary Ann, and be turned out of the house
before she had found the fan and gloves. `How queer
it seems,' Alice said to herself, `to be going messages for a rabbit! I suppose
Dinah'll be sending me on messages next!' And she began fancying the sort of
thing that would happen: `"Miss Alice! Come here directly, and get ready
for your walk!" "Coming in a minute, nurse! But I've got to see that
the mouse doesn't get out." Only I don't think,' Alice went on, `that
they'd let Dinah stop in the house if it began ordering people about like
that!' By this
time she had found her way into a tidy little room with a table in the window,
and on it (as she had hoped) a fan and two or three pairs of tiny white kid
gloves: she took up the fan and a pair of the gloves, and was just going to
leave the room, when her eye fell upon a little bottle that stood near the
looking- glass. There was no label this time with the words `DRINK ME,' but
nevertheless she uncorked it and put it to her lips. `I know SOMETHING
interesting is sure to happen,' she said to herself, `whenever I eat or drink
anything; so I'll just see what this bottle does. I do hope it'll make me grow
large again, for really I'm quite tired of being such a tiny little thing!' It did so
indeed, and much sooner than she had expected: before she had drunk half the
bottle, she found her head pressing against the ceiling, and had to stoop to
save her neck from being broken. She hastily put down the bottle, saying to
herself `That's quite enough--I hope I shan't grow any more--As it is, I can't
get out at the door--I do wish I hadn't drunk quite so much!' Alas! it
was too late to wish that! She went on growing, and growing, and very soon had
to kneel down on the floor: in another minute there was not even room for this,
and she tried the effect of lying down with one elbow against the door, and the
other arm curled round her head. Still she went on growing, and, as a last
resource, she put one arm out of the window, and one foot up the chimney, and
said to herself `Now I can do no more, whatever happens. What WILL become of
me?' Luckily
for Alice, the little magic bottle had now had its full effect, and she grew no
larger: still it was very uncomfortable, and, as there seemed to be no sort of
chance of her ever getting out of the room again, no wonder she felt unhappy. `It was
much pleasanter at home,' thought poor Alice, `when one wasn't always growing
larger and smaller, and being ordered about by mice and rabbits. I almost wish
I hadn't gone down that rabbit-hole--and yet--and yet--it's rather curious, you
know, this sort of life! I do wonder what CAN have happened to me! When I used
to read fairy-tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here
I am in the middle of one! There ought to be a book written about me, that
there ought! And when I grow up, I'll write one--but I'm grown up now,' she
added in a sorrowful tone; `at least there's no room to grow up any more HERE.'
`But
then,' thought Alice, `shall I NEVER get any older than I am now? That'll be a
comfort, one way--never to be an old woman- -but then--always to have lessons
to learn! Oh, I shouldn't like THAT!' `Oh, you
foolish Alice!' she answered herself. `How can you learn lessons in here? Why,
there's hardly room for YOU, and no room at all for any lesson-books!' And so she
went on, taking first one side and then the other, and making quite a
conversation of it altogether; but after a few minutes she heard a voice
outside, and stopped to listen. `Mary Ann!
Mary Ann!' said the voice. `Fetch me my gloves this moment!' Then came a little
pattering of feet on the stairs. Alice knew it was the Rabbit coming to look
for her, and she trembled till she shook the house, quite forgetting that she
was now about a thousand times as large as the Rabbit, and had no reason to be
afraid of it. Presently
the Rabbit came up to the door, and tried to open it; but, as the door opened
inwards, and Alice's elbow was pressed hard against it, that attempt proved a
failure. Alice heard it say to itself `Then I'll go round and get in at the
window.' `THAT you
won't' thought Alice, and, after waiting till she fancied she heard the Rabbit
just under the window, she suddenly spread out her hand, and made a snatch in
the air. She did not get hold of anything, but she heard a little shriek and a
fall, and a crash of broken glass, from which she concluded that it was just
possible it had fallen into a cucumber-frame, or something of the sort. Next came
an angry voice--the Rabbit's--`Pat! Pat! Where are you?' And then a voice she
had never heard before, `Sure then I'm here! Digging for apples, yer honour!' `Digging
for apples, indeed!' said the Rabbit angrily. `Here! Come and help me out of
THIS!' (Sounds of more broken glass.) |
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