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THE LADY AND HER FIVE SUITORS
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WOMAN of the daughters of the merchants was married to a man who was a great
traveler. It chanced once that he set out for a far country and was absent so
long that his wife, for pure ennui, fell in love with a handsome young man of
the sons of the merchants, and they loved each other with exceeding love. One
day the youth quarreled with another man, who lodged a complaint against him
with the Chief of Police, and he cast into prison. When the news came to the
merchant's wife his mistress, she well-nigh lost her wits. Then she arose and
donning her richest clothes, repaired to the house of the Chief of Police. She
saluted him and presented a written petition to this purport: "He thou
hast clapped in jail is my brother Such-and-such, who fell out with Such-a-one,
and those who testified against him bore false witness. He hath been wrongfully
imprisoned, and I have none other to come in to me nor to provide for my
support, therefore I beseech thee of thy grace to release him." When the
magistrate had read the paper, he cast his eyes on her and fell in love with
her forthright, so he said to her: "Go into the houses till I bring him
before me. Then I will send for thee and thou shalt take him." "O my
lord," replied she, "I have none to protect me save Almighty Allah! I
am a stranger and may not enter any man's abode." Quoth the Wali, "I
will not let him go except thou come to my home and I take my will of
thee." Rejoined she, "If it must be so, thou must needs come to my
lodging and sit and sleep the siesta and rest thewhole day there."
"And where is thy abode?" asked he, and she answered, "In such a
place," and appointed him for such a time.
Then
she went out from him, leaving his heart taken with love of her, and she
repaired to the Kazi of the city, to whom she said, "O our lord the
Kazi!" He exclaimed, "Yes!" and she continued, "Look into
my case, and thy reward be with Allah the Most High!" Quoth he, "Who
hath wronged thee?" and quoth she, "O my lord, I have a brother and I
have none but that one, and it is on his account that I come to thee, because
the Wali hath imprisoned him for a criminal and men have borne false witness
against him that he is a wrongdoer, and I beseech thee to intercede for him
with the Chief of Police."
When
the Kazi looked on her, he fell in love with her forthright and said to her:
"Enter the house and rest awhile with my handmaids whilst I send to the
Wali to release thy brother. If I knew the money fine which is upon him, I
would pay it out of my own purse, so I may have my desire of thee, for thou
pleaseth me with thy sweet speech." Quoth she, "If thou, O my lord,
do thus, we must not blame others." Quoth he, "An thou wilt not come
in, wend thy ways." Then said she, "An thou wilt have it so, O our
lord, it will be privier and better in my place than in thine, for here are
slave girls and eunuchs and goers-in and comers-out, and indeed I am a woman
who wotteth naught of this fashion, but need compelleth." Asked the Kazi,
"And where is thy house?" and she answered, "In such a
place," and appointed him for the same day and time as the Chief of
Police.
Then
she went out from him to the Wazir, to whom she preferred her petition for the
release from prison of her brother, who was absolutely necessary to her. But he
also required her of herself, saying, "Suffer me to have my will of thee
and I will set thy brother free." Quoth she: "An thou wilt have it
so, be it in my house, for there it will be privier both for me and for thee.
It is not far distant, and thou knowest that which behooveth us women of
cleanliness and adornment." Asked he, "Where is thy house?"
"In such a place," answered she, and appointed him for the same time
as the two others.
Then
she went out from him to the King of the city and told him her story and sought
of him her brother's release. "Who imprisoned him?" enquired he, and
she replied, "'Twas thy Chief of Police." When the King heard her
speech, it transpierced his heart with the arrows of love and he bade her enter
the palace with him, that he might send to the Kazi and release her brother.
Quoth she: "O King, this thing is easy to thee, whether I will or nill,
and if the King will indeed have this of me, it is of my good fortune. But if
he come to my house, he will do me the more honor by setting step therein, even
as saith the poet:
"O my friends, have ye seen or have ye heard
Of his
visit whose virtues I hold so high?" Quoth the King, "We will not
cross thee in this." So she appointed him for the same time as the three
others, and told him where her house was.
Then
she left him, and betaking herself to man which was a carpenter, said to him:
"I would have thee make me a cabinet with four compartments one above
other, each with its door for locking up. Let me know thy hire and I will give
it thee." Replied he: "My price will be four dinars. But, O noble
lady and well-protected, if thou wilt vouchsafe me thy favors, I will ask
nothing of thee. Rejoined she, "An there be no help but that thou have it
so, then make thou five compartments with their padlocks." And she
appointed him to bring it exactly on the day required. Said he, "It is
well. Sit down, O my lady, and I will make it for thee forthright, and after I
will come to thee at my leisure." So she sat down by him whilst he fell to
work on the cabinet, and when he had made an end of it, she chose to see it at
once carried home and set up in the sitting chamber. Then she took four gowns
and carried them to the dyer, who dyed them each of a different color, after
which she applied herself to making ready meat and drink, fruits, flowers, and
perfumes.
Now
when the appointed trysting day came, she donned her costliest dress and
adorned herself and scented herself, then spread the sitting room with various
kinds of rich carpets, and sat down to await who should come. And behold, the
Kazi was the first to appear, devancing rest, and when she saw him, she rose to
her feet and kissed the ground before him, then, taking him by the hand, made
him sit down by her on the couch and lay with him and fell to jesting and
toying with him. By and by he would have her do his desire, but she said,
"O my lord, doff thy clothes and turban and assume this yellow cassock and
this headkerchief, whilst I bring thee meat and drink, and after thou shalt win
thy will." So saying, she took his clothes and turban and clad him in the
cassock and the kerchief. But hardly she done this when lo! there came a
knocking at the door. Asked he, "Who is that rapping at the door?"
and she answered, "My husband." Quoth the Kazi, "What is to be
done, and where shall I go?" Quoth she, "Fear nothing. I will hide
thee in this cabinet," and he, "Do as seemeth good to thee."
So
she took him by the hand and pushing him into the lowest compartment, locked
the door upon him. Then she went to the house door, where she found the Wali,
so she bussed ground before him and taking his hand, brought him into the
saloon, where, she made him sit down and said to him: "O my lord, this
house is thy house, this place is thy place, and I am thy handmaid. Thou shalt
pass all this day with me, wherefore do thou doff thy clothes and don this red
gown, for it is a sleeping gown." So she took away his clothes and made
him assume the red gown and set on his head an old patched rag she had by her.
After which she sat by him on the divan and she sported with him while he toyed
with her awhile, till he put out his hand to her. Whereupon she said to him:
"O our lord, this day is thy day and none shall share in it with thee. But
first, of thy favor and benevolence, write me an order for my brother's release
from gaol, that my heart may be at ease." Quoth he, "Hearkening and
obedience. On my head and eyes be it!" and wrote a letter to his
treasurer, saying: "As soon as this communication shall reach thee, do
thou set Such-a-one, free, without stay or delay, neither answer the bearer a
word." Then he sealed it and she took it from him, after which she began
to toy again with him on the divan when, behold, someone knocked at the door.
He asked, "Who is that?" and she answered, "My husband."
"What shall I do?" said he, and she, "Enter this cabinet, till I
send him away and return to thee." So she clapped him into the second
compartment from the bottom and padlocked the door on him, and meanwhile the
Kazi heard all they said.
Then
she went to the house door and opened it, whereupon lo! the Wazir entered. She
bussed the ground before him and received him with all honor and worship,
saying: "O my lord, thou exaltest us by thy coming to our house. Allah
never deprive us of the light of thy countenance!" Then she seated him on
the divan and said to him, "O my lord, doff thy heavy dress and turban and
don these lighter vestments." So he put off his clothes and turban and she
clad him in a blue cassock and a tall red bonnet, and said to him: "Erst
thy garb was that of the wazirate, so leave it to its own time and don this
light gown, which is better fitted for carousing and making merry and
sleep." Thereupon she began to play with him and he with her, and he would
have done his desire of her, but she put him off, saying, "O my lord, this
shall not fail us." As they were talking there came a knocking at the
door, and the Wazir asked her, "Who is that?" to which she answered,
"My husband." Quoth he, "What is to be done?" Qhoth she,
"Enter this cabinet, till I get rid of him and come back to thee, and fear
thou nothing."
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