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Now
while Khalifah was expecting the Caliph's return with the two frails, behold,
the Mamelukes swooped down upon him like vultures and took the fish and wrapped
them in gold-embroidered kerchiefs, beating one another in their eagerness to
get at the fisherman Whereupon quoth Khalifah, "Doubtless these are the
fish of Paradise!" and hending two fish right hand and left, plunged into
the water up to his neck and fell a-saying, "O Allah, by the virtue of
these fish, let Thy servant the piper, my partner, came to me at this very
moment." And suddenly up to him came a black slave which was the chief of
the Caliph's Negro eunuchs. He had tarried behind the rest, by reason of his
horse having stopped to make water by the way, and finding that naught remained
of the fish, little or much, looked right and left till he espied Khalifah
standing in the stream with a fish in either hand, and said to him, "Come
hither, O Fisherman!" But Khalifah replied, "Begone and none of your
impudence!" So the eunuch went up to him and said, "Give me the fish
and I will pay thee their price." Replied the fisherman: "Art thou
little of wit? I will not sell them." Therewith the eunuch drew his mace
upon him, and Khalifah cried out, saying: "Strike not, O loon! Better
largess than the mace."
So
saying, he threw the two fishes to the eunuch, who took them and laid them in
his kerchief. Then he put hand in pouch, but found not a single dirham, and
said to Khalifah: "O fisherman, verily thou art out of luck for, by Allah,
I have not a silver about me! But come tomorrow to the palace of the Caliphate
and ask for the eunuch Sandal, whereupon the castratos will direct thee to me,
and by coming thither thou shalt get what falleth to thy lot and therewith wend
thy ways." Quoth Khalifah, "Indeed, this is a blessed day, and its
blessedness was manifest from the first of it!"
Then
he shouldered his net and returned to Baghdad, and as he passed through the
streets, the folk saw the Caliph's gown on him and stared at him till he came
to the gate of his quarter, by which was the shop of the Caliph's tailor. When
the man saw him wearing dress of the apparel of the Caliph, worth a thousand
dinars, he said to him, "O Khalifah, whence hadst thou that gown?"
Replied the fisherman: "What aileth thee to be impudent? I had it of one
whom I taught to fish and who is become my apprentice. I forgave him the
cutting off of his hand for that he stole my clothes and gave me this cape in
their place." So the tailor knew that the Caliph had come upon him as he
was fishing and jested with him and given him the gown.
Such
was his case, but as regards Harun al-Rashid, he had gone out a-hunting and
a-fishing only to divert his thoughts from the damsel Kut al-Kulub. But when
Zubaydah heard of her and of the Caliph's devotion to her, the lady was fired
with the jealousy which the more especially fireth women, so that she refused
meat and drink and rejected the delights of sleep, and awaited the Caliph's
going forth on a journey or what not, that she might set a snare for the
damsel. So when she learnt that he was gone hunting and fishing, she bade her
women furnish the palace fairly and decorate it splendidly and serve up viands
and confections. And amongst the rest she made a China dish of the daintiest
sweetmeats that can be made, wherein she had put bhang.
Then
she ordered one of her eunuchs go to the damsel Kut al-Kulub and bid her to the
banquet, saying: "The Lady Zubaydah bint alKasim, the wife of the
Commander of the Faithful, hath drunken medicine today, and having heard tell
of the sweetness of thy singing, longeth to divert herself with somewhat of
thine art." Kut al-Kulub replied, "Hearing and obedience are due to
Allah and the Lady Zubaydah," and rose without stay or delay, unknowing
what was hidden for her in the secret purpose. Then she took with her what
instruments she needed and, accompanying the eunuch, ceased not faring till she
stood in the presence of the Princess. When she entered she kissed the ground
before her again and again, then rising to her feet, said: "Peace be on
the Lady of the exalted seat and the presence whereto none may avail, daughter
of the house Abbasi and scion of the Prophet's family! May Allah fulfill thee
of peace and prosperity in the days and the years!"
Then
she stood with the rest of the women and eunuchs, and presently the Lady
Zubaydah raised her eyes and considered her beauty and loveliness. She saw a
damsel with cheeks smooth as rose and breasts like granado, a face moon-bright,
a brow flower-white, and great eyes black as night. Her eyelids were
languor-dight and her face beamed with light, as if the sun from her forehead
arose and the murks of the night from the locks of her brow. And the fragrance
of musk from her breath strayed, and flowers bloomed in her lovely face inlaid.
The moon beamed from her forehead and in her slender shape the branches swayed.
She was like the full moon shining in the nightly shade. Her eyes wantoned, her
eyebrows were like a bow arched, and her lips of coral molded. Her beauty
amazed all who espied her and her glances amated all who eyed her. Glory be to
Him Who formed her and fashioned her and perfected her!
Quoth
the Lady Zubaydah: "Well come, and welcome and fair cheer to thee, O Kut
al-Kulub! Sit and divert us with thine art and the goodliness of thine accomplishments."
Quoth the damsel, "I hear and I obey," and rose and exhibited tricks
of sleight of hand and legerdemain and all manner pleasing arts, till the
Princess came near to fall in love with her and said to herself, "Verily,
my cousin Al-Rashid is not to blame for loving her!" Then the damsel
kissed ground before Zubaydah and sat down, whereupon they set food before her.
Presently they brought her the drugged dish of sweetmeats and she ate thereof,
and hardly had it settled in her stomach when her head fell backward and she
sank on the ground sleeping. With this, the lady said to her women, "Carry
her up to one of the chambers, till I summon her," and they replied,
"We hear and we obey. Then said she to one of her eunuchs, "Fashion
me a chest and bring it hitherto to me!" And shortly afterward she bade
make the semblance of a tomb and spread the report that Kut al-Kulub had choked
and died, threatening her familiars that she would smite the neck of whoever
should say, "She is alive."
Now,
behold, the Caliph suddenly returned from the chase, and the first inquiry he
made was for the damsel. So there came to him one of his eunuchs, whom the Lady
Zubaydah had charged to declare she was dead if the Caliph should ask for her
and, kissing ground before him, said: "May thy head live, O my lord! Be
certified that Kut al-Kulub choked in eating and is dead." Whereupon cried
Al-Rashid, "God never gladden thee with good news, O thou bad slave!"
and entered the palace, where he heard of her death from everyone and asked,
"Where is her tomb?" So they brought him to the sepulcher and showed
him the pretended tomb, saying, "This is her burial place." The
Caliph, weeping sore for her, abode by the tomb a full hour, after which he
arose and went away, in the utmost distress and the deepest melancholy.
So
the Lady Zubaydah saw that her plot had succeeded, and forthright sent for the
eunuch and said, "Hither with the chest!" He set it before her, when
she bade bring the damsel, and locking her up therein, said to the eunuch:
"Take all pains to sell this chest, and make it a condition with the
purchaser that he buy it locked. Then give alms with its price." So he
took it and went forth to do her bidding.
Thus
fared it with these, but as for Khalifah the fisherman, when morning morrowed
and shone with its light and sheen, he said to himself, "I cannot do aught
better today than visit the eunuch who bought the fish of me, for he appointed
me to come to him in the palace of the Caliphate." So he went forth of his
lodging, intending for the palace, and when he came thither, he found
Mamelukes, Negro slaves, and eunuchs standing and sitting, and looking at them,
behold, seated amongst them was the eunuch who had taken the fish of him, with
the white slaves waiting on him. Presently, one of the Mameluke lads called out
to him, whereupon the eunuch turned to see who he was and lo! it was the
fisherman. Now when Khalifah was ware that he saw him and recognized him, he
said to him: "I have not failed thee, O my little Tulip! On this wise are
men of their word." Hearing his address, Sandal the eunuch laughed and
replied, "By Allah, thou art right, O Fisherman," and put his hand to
his pouch, to give him somewhat. But at that moment there arose a great clamor.
So he raised his head to see what was to do, and finding that it was the Wazir
Ja'afar the Barmecide coming forth from the Caliph's presence, he rose to him
and forewent him, and they walked about conversing for a longsome time.
Khalifah
the fisherman waited awhile, then, growing weary of standing, and finding that
the eunuch took no heed of him, he set himself in his way and beckoned to him
from afar, saying, "O my lord Tulip, give me my due and let me go!"
The eunuch heard him, but was ashamed to answer him because of the Minister's
presence, so he went on talking with Ja'afar and took no notice whatever of the
fisherman. Whereupon quoth Khalifah: "O slow o' pay! May Allah put to
shame all churls and all who take folk's goods and are niggardly with them! I
put myself under thy protection, O my lord Bran-belly, to give me my due and
let me go!" The eunuch heard him, but was ashamed to answer him before
Ja'afar, and the Minister saw the fisherman beckoning and talking to him,
though he knew not what he was saying. So he said to Sandal, misliking his
behavior, "O Eunuch, what would yonder beggar with thee?" Sandal
replied, "Dost thou not know him, O my lord the Wazir?" and Ja'afar
answered: "By Allah I know him not! How should I know a man I have never
seen but at this moment?"
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