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So
he put out his hand and took a third paper, and behold, therein was written,
"Let the Fisherman be given one dinar." Ja'afar cried to him, "I
sought good fortune for thee, but Allah willed not to thee aught save this
dinar." And Khalifah answered: "Verily, a dinar for every hundred
sticks were rare good luck. May Allah not send thy body health!" The
Caliph laughed at him and Ja'afar took him by the hand and led him out. When he
reached the door, Sandal the eunuch saw him and said to him: "Hither, O
Fisherman! Give us portion of that which the Commander of the Faithful hath
bestowed on thee whilst jesting with thee." Replied Khalifah: "By
Allah, O Tulip, thou art right! Wilt thou share with me, O nigger? Indeed, I
have eaten stick to the tune of a hundred blows and have earned one dinar, and
thou art but too welcome to it." So saying, he threw him the dinar and
went out, with the tears flowing down the plain of his cheeks.
When
the eunuch saw him in this plight, he knew that he had spoken sooth and called
to the lads to fetch him back. So they brought him back and Sandal, putting his
hand to his pouch, pulled out a red purse, whence he emptied a hundred golden
dinars into the fisherman's hand, saying, "Take this gold in payment of
thy fish, and wend thy ways." So Khalifah, in high good humor, took the
hundred ducats and the Caliph's one dinar and went his way, and forgot the
beating.
Now
as Allah willed it for the furthering of that which He had decreed, he passed
by the mart of the handmaidens, and seeing there a mighty ring where many folks
were forgathering, said to himself, "What is this crowd?" So he brake
through the merchants and others, who said, "Make wide the way for Skipper
Rapscallion, and let him pass." Then he looked, and behold, he saw a
chest, with a eunuch seated thereon and an old man standing by it,-and the
Sheikh was crying: "O merchants, O men of money, who will hasten and
hazard his coin for this chest of unknown contents from the palace of the Lady
Zubaydah bint al-Kasim, wife of the Commander of the Faithful? How much shall I
say for you? Allah bless you all!" Quoth one of the merchants; "By
Allah, this is a risk! But I will say one word, and no blame to me. Be it mine
for twenty dinars." Quoth another, "Fifty," and they went on
bidding, one against other, till the price reached a hundred ducats.
Then
said the crier, "Will any of you bid more, O merchants?" And Khalifah
the fisherman said, "Be it mine for a hundred dinars and one dinar."
The merchants, hearing these words, thought he was jesting and laughed at him,
saying, "O Eunuch, sell it to Khalifah for a hundred dinars and one
dinar!" Quoth the eunuch: "By Allah, I will sell it to none but him!
Take it, O Fisherman. The Lord bless thee in it, and here with thy gold."
So Khalifah pulled out the ducats and gave them to the eunuch, who, the bargain
being duly made, delivered to him the chest and bestowed the price in alms on
the spot, after which he returned to the palace and acquainted the Lady
Zubaydah with what he had done, whereat she rejoiced. Meanwhile the fisherman
hove the chest on shoulder, but could not carry it on this wise for the excess
of its weight, so he lifted it onto his head and thus bore it to the quarter
where he lived. Here he set it down, and being weary, sat awhile bemusing what
had befallen him and saying in himself, "Would Heaven I knew what is in
this chest!"
Then
he opened the door of his lodging and haled the chest till he got it into his
closet, after which he strove to open it, but failed. Quoth he: "What
folly possessed me to buy this chest? There is no help for it but to break it
open and see what is herein." So he applied himself to the lock, but could
not open it, and said to himself, "I will leave it till tomorrow."
Then he would have stretched him out to sleep, but could find no room, for the
chest filled the whole closet. So he got upon it and lay him down. But when he
had lain awhile, behold, he felt something stir under him, whereat sleep
forsook him and his reason fled. So he arose and cried: "Meseems there be
Jinns in the chest. Praise to Allah Who suffered me not to open it! For had I
done so, they had risen against me in the dark and slain me, and from them
would have befallen me naught of good."
Then
he lay down again, when lo! the chest moved a second time, more than before,
whereupon he sprang to his feet and said: "There it goes again. But this
is terrible!" And he hastened to look for the lamp, but could not find it
and had not the wherewithal to buy another. So he went forth and cried out,
"Ho, people of the quarter!" Now the most part of the folk were
asleep, but they awoke at his crying and asked, "What aileth thee, O
Khalifah?" He answered, "Bring me a lamp, for the Jinn are upon
me." They laughed at him and gave him a lamp, wherewith he returned to his
closet. Then he smote the lock of the chest with a stone and broke it, and opening
it, saw a damsel like a houri lying asleep within. Now she had been drugged
with bhang, but at that moment she threw up the stuff and awoke. Then she
opened her eyes, and feeling herself confined and cramped, moved. At this sight
quoth Khalifah, "By Allah, O my lady, whence art thou?" and quoth
she, "Bring me jessamine, and narcissus." And Khalifah answered,
"There is naught here but henna flowers."
Thereupon
she came to herself, and considering Khalifah, said to him, "What art
thou?" presently adding, "And where am I?" He said, "Thou
art in my lodging." Asked she, "Am I not in the palace of the Caliph
Harun al-Rashid?" And quoth he: "What manner of thing is Al-Rashid? O
madwoman, Thou art naught but my slave girl. I bought thee this very day for a
hundred dinars and one dinar, and brought thee home, and thou wast asleep in
this here chest." When she heard these words she said to him, "What
is thy name?" Said he: "My name is Khalifah. How comes my star to
have grown propitious, when I know my ascendant to have been otherwise?"
She laughed and cried: "Spare me this talk! Hast thou anything to
eat?" Replied he: "No, by Allah, nor yet to drink! I have not eaten
these two days, and am now in want of a morsel." She asked, "Hast
thou no money?" and he said: "Allah keep this chest which hath
beggared me. I gave all I had for it and am become bankrupt."
The
damsel laughed at him and said: "Up with thee and seek of thy neighbors
somewhat for me to eat, for I am hungry." So he went forth and cried out,
"Ho, people of the quarter!" Now the folk were asleep, but they awoke
and asked, "What aileth thee, O Khalifah?" Answered he, "O my
neighbors, I am hungry and have nothing to eat." So one came down to him
with a bannock and another with broken meats and a third with a bittock of
cheese and a fourth with a cucumber, and so on till his lap was full and he
returned to his closet and laid the whole between her hands, saying,
"Eat." But she laughed at him, saying: "How can I eat of this
when I have not a mug of water whereof to drink? I fear to choke with a
mouthful and die." Quoth he, "I will fill thee this pitcher." So
he took the pitcher, and going forth, stood 'm the midst of the street and
cried out, saying, "Ho, people of the quarter!" Quoth they,
"What calamity is upon thee tonight, O Khalifah!" And he said,
"Ye gave me food and I ate, but now I am athirst, so give me to
drink."
Thereupon
one came down to him with a mug and another with an ewer and a third with a
gugglet, and he filled his pitcher, and bearing it back, said to the damsel,
"O my lady, thou lackest nothing now." Answered she, "True, I
want nothing more at this present." Quoth he, "Speak to me and say me
thy story." And quoth she: "Fie upon thee! An thou knowest me not, I
will tell thee who I am. I am Kut al-Kulub, the Caliph's handmaiden, and the
Lady Zubaydah was jealous of me, so she drugged me with bhang and set me in
this chest," presently adding: "Alhamdolillah- praised be God- for
that the matter hath come to easy issue and no worse! But this befell me not
save for thy good luck, for thou wilt certainly get of the Caliph Al-Rashid
money galore, that will be the means of thine enrichment." Quoth Khalifah,
"Is not Al-Rashid he in whose palace I was imprisoned?"
"Yes," answered she, and he said: "By Allah, never saw I more
niggardly wight than he, that piper little of good and wit! He gave me a
hundred blows with a stick yesterday and but one dinar, for all I taught him to
fish and made him my partner, but he played me false." Replied she: "Leave
this unseemly talk, and open thine eyes and look thou bear thyself respectfully
whenas thou seest him after this, and thou shalt win thy wish."
When
he heard her words, it was if he had been asleep and awoke, and Allah removed
the veil from his judgment, because of his good luck, and he answered, "O
my head and eyes!" Then said he to her, "Sleep, in the name of
Allah." So she lay down and fell asleep (and he afar from her) till the
morning, when she sought of him ink case and paper, and when they were brought,
wrote to Ibn al-Kirnas, the Caliph's friend, acquainting him with her case and
how at the end of all that had befallen her she was with Khalifah the
fisherman, who had bought her. Then she gave him the scroll, saying-"Take
this and hie thee to the jewel market and ask for the shop of Ibn al-Kirnas the
Jeweler and give him this paper, and speak not." "I hear and I
obey," answered Khalifah, and going with the scroll to the market,
inquired for the shop of Ibn al-Kirnas. They directed him thither, and on entering
it he saluted the merchant, who returned his salaam with contempt and said to
him, "What dost thou want?" Thereupon he gave him the letter and he
took it, but read it not, thinking the fisherman a beggar who sought an alms of
him, and said to one of his lads, "Give him half a dirham." Quoth
Khalifah: "I want no alms. Read the paper."
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