The young lovers sprang apart in consternation; Climene with clasped hands,
parted lips, and a bosom that raced distractingly under its white
fichu-menteur; M. Leandre agape, the very picture of foolishness and dismay.
Meanwhile the newcomer rattled on. "I was at the inn an hour ago when
he descended there, and I studied him attentively whilst he was at breakfast.
Having done so, not a single doubt remains me of our success. As for what he
looks like, I could entertain you at length upon the fashion in which nature
has designed his gross fatuity. But that is no matter. We are concerned with
what he is, with the wit of him. And I tell you confidently that I find him so
dull and stupid that you may be confident he will tumble headlong into each and
all of the traps I have so cunningly prepared for him."
"Tell me, tell me! Speak!" Climene implored him, holding out her
hands in a supplication no man of sensibility could have resisted. And then on
the instant she caught her breath on a faint scream. "My father!" she
exclaimed, turning distractedly from one to the other of those two. "He is
coming! We are lost!"
"You must fly, Climene!" said M. Leandre.
"Too late!" she sobbed. "Too late! He is here."
"Calm, mademoiselle, calm!" the subtle friend was urging her.
"Keep calm and trust to me. I promise you that all shall be well."
"Oh!" cried M. Leandre, limply. "Say what you will, my
friend, this is ruin - the end of all our hopes. Your wits will never extricate
us from this. Never!"
Through the gap strode now an enormous man with an inflamed moon face and a
great nose, decently dressed after the fashion of a solid bourgeois. There was
no mistaking his anger, but the expression that it found was an amazement to
Andre-Louis.
"Leandre, you're an imbecile! Too much phlegm, too much phlegm! Your
words wouldn't convince a ploughboy! Have you considered what they mean at all?
Thus," he cried, and casting his round hat from him in a broad gesture, he
took his stand at M. Leandre's side, and repeated the very words that Leandre
had lately uttered, what time the three observed him coolly and attentively.
"Oh, say what you will, my friend, this is ruin - the end of all our
hopes. Your wits will never extricate us from this. Never!"
A frenzy of despair vibrated in his accents. He swung again to face M.
Leandre. "Thus," he bade him contemptuously. "Let the passion of
your hopelessness express itself in your voice. Consider that you are not
asking Scaramouche here whether he has put a patch in your breeches. You are a
despairing lover expressing... "
He checked abruptly, startled. Andre-Louis, suddenly realizing what was
afoot, and how duped he had been, had loosed his laughter. The sound of it
pealing and booming uncannily under the great roof that so immediately confined
him was startling to those below.
The fat man was the first to recover, and he announced it after his own fashion
in one of the ready sarcasms in which he habitually dealt.
"Hark!" he cried, "the very gods laugh at you, Leandre."
Then he addressed the roof of the barn and its invisible tenant. "Hi! You
there!"
Andre-Louis revealed himself by a further protrusion of his tousled head.
"Good-morning," said he, pleasantly. Rising now on his knees, his
horizon was suddenly extended to include the broad common beyond the hedge. He
beheld there an enormous and very battered travelling chaise, a cart piled up
with timbers partly visible under the sheet of oiled canvas that covered them,
and a sort of house on wheels equipped with a tin chimney, from which the smoke
was slowly curling. Three heavy Flemish horses and a couple of donkeys - all of
them hobbled - were contentedly cropping the grass in the neighbourhood of
these vehicles. These, had he perceived them sooner, must have given him the
clue to the queer scene that had been played under his eyes. Beyond the hedge
other figures were moving. Three at that moment came crowding into the gap - a
saucy-faced girl with a tip-tilted nose, whom he supposed to be Columbine, the
soubrette; a lean, active youngster, who must be the lackey Harlequin;, and
another rather loutish youth who might be a zany or an apothecary.
All this he took in at a comprehensive glance that consumed no more time
than it had taken him to say good-morning. To that good-morning Pantaloon
replied in a bellow:
"What the devil are you doing up there?"
"Precisely the same thing that you are doing down there," was the
answer. "I am trespassing."
"Eh?" said Pantaloon, and looked at his companions, some of the
assurance beaten out of his big red face. Although the thing was one that they
did habitually, to hear it called by its proper name was disconcerting.
"Whose land is this?" he asked, with diminishing assurance.
Andre-Louis answered, whilst drawing on his stockings. "I believe it to
be the property of the Marquis de La Tour d'Azyr."
"That's a high-sounding name. Is the gentleman severe?"
"The gentleman," said Andre-Louis, "is the devil; or rather,
I should prefer to say upon reflection, that the devil is a gentleman by
comparison.
"And yet," interposed the villainous-looking fellow who played
Scaramouche, "by your own confessing you don't hesitate, yourself, to
trespass upon his property."
"Ah, but then, you see, I am a lawyer. And lawyers are notoriously
unable to observe the law, just as actors are notoriously unable to act.
Moreover, sir, Nature imposes her limits upon us, and Nature conquers respect
for law as she conquers all else. Nature conquered me last night when I had got
as far as this. And so I slept here without regard for the very high and
puissant Marquis de La Tour d'Azyr. At the same time, M. Scaramouche, you'll
observe that I did not flaunt my trespass quite as openly as you and your
companions.
Having donned his boots, Andre-Louis came nimbly to the ground in his
shirt-sleeves, his riding-coat over his arm. As he stood there to don it, the
little cunning eyes of the heavy father conned him in detail. Observing that
his clothes, if plain, were of a good fashion, that his shirt was of fine
cambric, and that he expressed himself like a man of culture, such as he
claimed to be, M. Pantaloon was disposed to be civil.
"I am very grateful to you for the warning, sir... " he was
beginning.
"Act upon it, my friend. The gardes-champetres of M. d'Azyr have orders
to fire on trespassers. Imitate me, and decamp."
They followed him upon the instant through that gap in the hedge to the
encampment on the common. There Andre-Louis took his leave of them. But as he
was turning away he perceived a young man of the company performing his morning
toilet at a bucket placed upon one of the wooden steps at the tail of the house
on wheels. A moment he hesitated, then he turned frankly to M. Pantaloon, who
was still at his elbow.
"If it were not unconscionable to encroach so far upon your
hospitality, monsieur," said he, "I would beg leave to imitate that
very excellent young gentleman before I leave you."
"But, my dear sir!" Good-nature oozed out of every pore of the fat
body of the master player. "It is nothing at all. But, by all means.
Rhodomont will provide what you require. He is the dandy of the company in real
life, though a fire-eater on the stage. Hi, Rhodomont!"
The young ablutionist straightened his long body from the right angle in
which it had been bent over the bucket, and looked out through a foam of
soapsuds. Pantaloon issued an order, and Rhodomont, who was indeed as gentle
and amiable off the stage as he was formidable and terrible upon it, made the
stranger free of the bucket in the friendliest manner.
So Andre-Louis once more removed his neckcloth and his coat, and rolled up
the sleeves of his fine shirt, whilst Rhodomont procured him soap, a towel, and
presently a broken comb, and even a greasy hair-ribbon, in case the gentleman
should have lost his own. This last Andre-Louis declined, but the comb he
gratefully accepted, and having presently washed himself clean, stood, with the
towel flung over his left shoulder, restoring order to his dishevelled locks
before a broken piece of mirror affixed to the door of the travelling house.
He was standing thus, what time the gentle Rhodomont babbled aimlessly at
his side when his ears caught the sound of hooves. He looked over his shoulder
carelessly, and then stood frozen, with uplifted comb and loosened mouth. Away
across the common, on the road that bordered it, he beheld a party of seven
horsemen in the blue coats with red facings of the marechaussee.
Not for a moment did he doubt what was the quarry of this prowling
gendarmerie. It was as if the chill shadow of the gallows had fallen suddenly
upon him.
And then the troop halted, abreast with them, and the sergeant leading it
sent his bawling voice across the common.
"Hi, there! Hi!" His tone rang with menace.
Every member of the company - and there were some twelve in all stood at
gaze. Pantaloon advanced a step or two, stalking, his head thrown back, his
manner that of a King's Lieutenant.
"Now, what the devil's this?" quoth he, but whether of Fate or
Heaven or the sergeant, was not clear.
There was a brief colloquy among the horsemen, then they came trotting
across the common straight towards the players' encampment.
Andre-Louis had remained standing at the tail of the travelling house. He
was still passing the comb through his straggling hair, but mechanically and
unconsciously. His mind was all intent upon the advancing troop, his wits alert
and gathered together for a leap in whatever direction should be indicated.
Still in the distance, but evidently impatient, the sergeant bawled a
question.
"Who gave you leave to encamp here?"
It was a question that reassured Andre-Louis not at all. He was not deceived
by it into supposing or even hoping that the business of these men was merely
to round up vagrants and trespassers. That was no part of their real duty; it
was something done in passing done, perhaps, in the hope of levying a tax of
their own. It was very long odds that they were from Rennes, and that their
real business was the hunting down of a young lawyer charged with sedition.
Meanwhile Pantaloon was shouting back.
"Who gave us leave, do you say? What leave? This is communal land, free
to all."
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