"His length of limb and hooked nose were his superficial qualifications
to play roaring captains," Pantaloon explained. "His lungs have
justified our choice. You should hear him roar. At first we called him Spavento
or Epouvapte. But that was unworthy of so great an artist. Not since the superb
Mondor amazed the world has so thrasonical a bully been seen upon the stage. So
we conferred upon him the name of Rhodomont that Mondor made famous; and I give
you my word, as an actor and a gentleman - for I am a gentleman, monsieur, or
was - that he has justified us."
His little eyes beamed in his great swollen face as he turned their gaze
upon the object of his encomium. The terrible Rhodomont, confused by so much
praise, blushed like a schoolgirl as he met the solemn scrutiny of Andre-Louis.
"Then here we have Scaramouche, whom also you already know. Sometimes
he is Scapin and sometimes Coviello, but in the main Scaramouche, to which let
me tell you he is best suited - sometimes too well suited, I think. For he is
Scaramouche not only on the stage, but also in the world. He has a gift of sly
intrigue, an art of setting folk by the ears, combined with an impudent
aggressiveness upon occasion when he considers himself safe from reprisals. He
is Scaramouche, the little skirmisher, to the very life. I could say more. But
I am by disposition charitable and loving to all mankind."
"As the priest said when he kissed the serving-wench," snarled
Scaramouche, and went on eating.
"His humour, like your own, you will observe, is acrid," said
Pantaloon. He passed on. "Then that rascal with the lumpy nose and the
grinning bucolic countenance is, of course, Pierrot. Could he be aught
else?"
"I could play lovers a deal better," said the rustic cherub.
"That is the delusion proper to Pierrot," said Pantaloon,
contemptuously. "This heavy, beetle-browed ruffian, who has grown old in
sin, and whose appetite increases with his years, is Polichinelle. Each one, as
you perceive, is designed by Nature for the part he plays. This nimble,
freckled jackanapes is Harlequin; not your spangled Harlequin into which modern
degeneracy has debased that first-born of Momus, but the genuine original zany
of the Commedia, ragged and patched, an impudent, cowardly, blackguardly
clown."
"Each one of us, as you perceive," said Harlequin, mimicking the
leader of the troupe, "is designed by Nature for the part he plays."
"Physically, my friend, physically only, else we should not have so
much trouble in teaching this beautiful Leandre to become a lover. Then we have
Pasquariel here, who is sometimes an apothecary, sometimes a notary, sometimes
a lackey - an amiable, accommodating fellow. He is also an excellent cook,
being a child of Italy, that land of gluttons. And finally, you have myself,
who as the father of the company very properly play as Pantaloon the roles of
father. Sometimes, it is true, I am a deluded husband, and sometimes an
ignorant, self-sufficient doctor. But it is rarely that I find it necessary to
call myself other than Pantaloon. For the rest, I am the only one who has a
name - a real name. It is Binet, monsieur.
"And now for the ladies... First in order of seniority we have Madame
there." He waved one of his great hands towards a buxom, smiling blonde of
five-and-forty, who was seated on the lowest of the steps of the travelling
house. "She is our Duegne, or Mother, or Nurse, as the case requires. She
is known quite simply and royally as Madame. If she ever had a name in the
world, she has long since forgotten it, which is perhaps as well. Then we have
this pert jade with the tip-tilted nose and the wide mouth, who is of course
our soubrette Columbine, and lastly, my daughter Climene, an amoureuse of
talents not to be matched outside the Comedie Francaise, of which she has the
bad taste to aspire to become a member."
The lovely Climene - and lovely indeed she was - tossed her nut-brown curls
and laughed as she looked across at Andre-Louis. Her eyes, he had perceived by
now, were not blue, but hazel.
"Do not believe him, monsieur. Here I am queen, and I prefer to be
queen here rather than a slave in Paris."
"Mademoiselle," said Andre-Louis, quite solemnly, "will be
queen wherever she condescends to reign."
Her only answer was a timid - timid and yet alluring - glance from under
fluttering lids. Meanwhile her father was bawling at the comely young man who
played lovers - "You hear, Leandre! That is the sort of speech you should
practise."
Leandre raised languid eyebrows. "That?" quoth he, and shrugged.
"The merest commonplace."
Andre-Louis laughed approval. "M. Leandre is of a readier wit than you
concede. There is subtlety in pronouncing it a commonplace to call Mlle.
Climene a queen.
Some laughed, M. Binet amongst them, with good-humoured mockery.
"You think he has the wit to mean it thus? Bah! His subtleties are all
unconscious."
The conversation becoming general, Andre-Louis soon learnt what yet there
was to learn of this strolling band. They were on their way to Guichen, where
they hoped to prosper at the fair that was to open on Monday next. They would
make their triumphal entry into the town at noon, and setting up their stage in
the old market, they would give their first performance that same Saturday
night, in a new canevas - or scenario - of M. Binet's own, which should set the
rustics gaping. And then M. Binet fetched a sigh, and addressed himself to the
elderly, swarthy, beetle-browed Polichinelle, who sat on his left.
"But we shall miss Felicien," said he. "Indeed, I do not know
what we shall do without him."
"Oh, we shall contrive," said Polichinelle, with his mouth full.
"So you always say, whatever happens, knowing that in any case the
contriving will not fall upon yourself."
"He should not be difficult to replace," said Harlequin.
"True, if we were in a civilized land. But where among the rustics of
Brittany are we to find a fellow of even his poor parts?" M. Binet turned
to Andre-Louis. "He was our property-man, our machinist, our
stage-carpenter, our man of affairs, and occasionally he acted."
"The part of Figaro, I presume," said Andre-Louis, which elicited
a laugh.
"So you are acquainted with Beaumarchais!" Binet eyed the young
man with fresh interest.
"He is tolerably well known, I think."
"In Paris, to be sure. But I had not dreamt his fame had reached the
wilds of Brittany."
"But then I was some years in Paris - at the Lycee of Louis le Grand.
It was there I made acquaintance with his work."
"A dangerous man," said Polichinelle, sententiously.
"Indeed, and you are right," Pantaloon agreed. "Clever - I do
not deny him that, although myself I find little use for authors. But of a
sinister cleverness responsible for the dissemination of many of these
subversive new ideas. I think such writers should be suppressed."
"M. de La Tour d'Azyr would probably agree with you - the gentleman who
by the simple exertion of his will turns this communal land into his own
property." And Andre-Louis drained his cup, which had been filled with the
poor vin gris that was the players' drink.
It was a remark that might have precipitated an argument had it not also
reminded M. Binet of the terms on which they were encamped there, and of the
fact that the half-hour was more than past. In a moment he was on his feet,
leaping up with an agility surprising in so corpulent a man, issuing his
commands like a marshal on a field of battle.
"Come, come, my lads! Are we to sit guzzling here all day? Time flees,
and there's a deal to be done if we are to make our entry into Guichen at noon.
Go, get you dressed. We strike camp in twenty minutes. Bestir, ladies! To your
chaise, and see that you contrive to look your best. Soon the eyes of Guichen
will be upon you, and the condition of your interior to-morrow will depend upon
the impression made by your exterior to-day. Away! Away!"
The implicit obedience this autocrat commanded set them in a whirl. Baskets
and boxes were dragged forth to receive the platters and remains of their
meagre feast. In an instant the ground was cleared, and the three ladies had
taken their departure to the chaise, which was set apart for their use. The men
were already climbing into the house on wheels, when Binet turned to
Andre-Louis.
"We part here, sir," said he, dramatically, "the richer by
your acquaintance; your debtors and your friends." He put forth his podgy
hand.
Slowly Andre-Louis took it in his own. He had been thinking swiftly in the
last few moments. And remembering the safety he had found from his pursuers in
the bosom of this company, it occurred to him hat nowhere could he be better
hidden for the present, until the quest for him should have died down.
"Sir," he said, "the indebtedness is on my side. It is not
every day one has the felicity to sit down with so illustrious and engaging a
company."
Binet's little eyes peered suspiciously at the young man, in quest of irony.
He found nothing but candour and simple good faith.
"I part from you reluctantly," Andre-Louis continued. "The
more reluctantly since I do not perceive the absolute necessity for
parting."
"How?" quoth Binet, frowning, and slowly withdrawing the hand
which the other had already retained rather longer than was necessary.
"Thus," Andre-Louis explained himself. "You may set me down
as a sort of knight of rueful countenance in quest of adventure, with no fixed
purpose in life at present. You will not marvel that what I have seen of
yourself and your distinguished troupe should inspire me to desire your better
acquaintance. On your side you tell me that you are in need of some one to
replace your Figaro - your Felicien, I think you called him. Whilst it may be
presumptuous of me to hope that I could discharge an office so varied and so
onerous... "
"You are indulging that acrid humour of yours again, my friend,"
Binet interrupted him. "Excepting for that," he added, slowly,
meditatively, his little eyes screwed up, "we might discuss this proposal
that you seem to be making."
"Alas! we can except nothing. If you take me, you take me as I am. What
else is possible? As for this humour - such as it is - which you decry, you
might turn it to profitable account."
"How so?"
"In several ways. I might, for instance, teach Leandre to make
love."
Pantaloon burst into laughter. "You do not lack confidence in your
powers. Modesty does not afflict you."
"Therefore I evince the first quality necessary in an actor."
"Can you act?"
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