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"You'll be her. You slide in, in the middle of the night, and hook that
yaller girl's frock."
"Why, Tom, that 'll make trouble next morning; because, of course, she
prob'bly hain't got any but that one."
"I know; but you don't want it but fifteen minutes, to carry the
nonnamous letter and shove it under the front door."
"All right, then, I'll do it; but I could carry it just as handy in my
own togs."
"You wouldn't look like a servant-girl THEN, would you?"
"No, but there won't be nobody to see what I look like, ANYWAY."
"That ain't got nothing to do with it. The thing for us to do is just
to do our DUTY, and not worry about whether anybody SEES us do it or not.
Hain't you got no principle at all?"
"All right, I ain't saying nothing; I'm the servantgirl. Who's Jim's
mother?"
"I'm his mother. I'll hook a gown from Aunt Sally."
"Well, then, you'll have to stay in the cabin when me and Jim
leaves."
"Not much. I'll stuff Jim's clothes full of straw and lay it on his bed
to represent his mother in disguise, and Jim 'll take the nigger woman's gown
off of me and wear it, and we'll all evade together. When a prisoner of style
escapes it's called an evasion. It's always called so when a king escapes,
f'rinstance. And the same with a king's son; it don't make no difference
whether he's a natural one or an unnatural one."
So Tom he wrote the nonnamous letter, and I smouched the yaller wench's
frock that night, and put it on, and shoved it under the front door, the way
Tom told me to. It said:
Beware. Trouble is brewing. Keep a sharp lookout.
UNKNOWN FRIEND.
Next night we stuck a picture, which Tom drawed in blood, of a skull and
crossbones on the front door; and next night another one of a coffin on the
back door. I never see a family in such a sweat. They couldn't a been worse
scared if the place had a been full of ghosts laying for them behind everything
and under the beds and shivering through the air. If a door banged, Aunt Sally
she jumped and said "ouch!" if anything fell, she jumped and said
"ouch!" if you happened to touch her, when she warn't noticing, she
done the same; she couldn't face noway and be satisfied, because she allowed there
was something behind her every time -- so she was always a-whirling around
sudden, and saying "ouch," and before she'd got two-thirds around
she'd whirl back again, and say it again; and she was afraid to go to bed, but
she dasn't set up. So the thing was working very well, Tom said; he said he
never see a thing work more satisfactory. He said it showed it was done right.
So he said, now for the grand bulge! So the very next morning at the streak
of dawn we got another letter ready, and was wondering what we better do with
it, because we heard them say at supper they was going to have a nigger on
watch at both doors all night. Tom he went down the lightning-rod to spy
around; and the nigger at the back door was asleep, and he stuck it in the back
of his neck and come back. This letter said:
Don't betray me, I wish to be your friend. There is a desprate gang of
cut-throats from over in the Indian Territory going to steal your runaway
nigger to-night, and they have been trying to scare you so as you will stay in
the house and not bother them. I am one of the gang, but have got religgion and
wish to quit it and lead an honest life again, and will betray the helish
design. They will sneak down from northards, along the fence, at midnight
exact, with a false key, and go in the nigger's cabin to get him. I am to be
off a piece and blow a tin horn if I see any danger; but stead of that I will
BA like a sheep soon as they get in and not blow at all; then whilst they are
getting his chains loose, you slip there and lock them in, and can kill them at
your leasure. Don't do anything but just the way I am telling you; if you do
they will suspicion something and raise whoop-jamboreehoo. I do not wish any
reward but to know I have done the right thing.
UNKNOWN FRIEND.
CHAPTER XL.
WE was feeling pretty good after breakfast, and took my canoe and went over
the river a-fishing, with a lunch, and had a good time, and took a look at the
raft and found her all right, and got home late to supper, and found them in
such a sweat and worry they didn't know which end they was standing on, and
made us go right off to bed the minute we was done supper, and wouldn't tell us
what the trouble was, and never let on a word about the new letter, but didn't
need to, because we knowed as much about it as anybody did, and as soon as we
was half up stairs and her back was turned we slid for the cellar cubboard and
loaded up a good lunch and took it up to our room and went to bed, and got up
about half-past eleven, and Tom put on Aunt Sally's dress that he stole and was
going to start with the lunch, but says:
"Where's the butter?"
"I laid out a hunk of it," I says, "on a piece of a
corn-pone."
"Well, you LEFT it laid out, then -- it ain't here."
"We can get along without it," I says.
"We can get along WITH it, too," he says; "just you slide
down cellar and fetch it. And then mosey right down the lightning-rod and come
along. I'll go and stuff the straw into Jim's clothes to represent his mother
in disguise, and be ready to BA like a sheep and shove soon as you get
there."
So out he went, and down cellar went I. The hunk of butter, big as a
person's fist, was where I had left it, so I took up the slab of corn-pone with
it on, and blowed out my light, and started up stairs very stealthy, and got up
to the main floor all right, but here comes Aunt Sally with a candle, and I
clapped the truck in my hat, and clapped my hat on my head, and the next second
she see me; and she says:
"You been down cellar?"
"Yes'm."
"What you been doing down there?"
"Noth'n."
"NOTH'N!"
"No'm."
"Well, then, what possessed you to go down there this time of
night?"
"I don't know 'm."
"You don't KNOW? Don't answer me that way. Tom, I want to know what you
been DOING down there."
"I hain't been doing a single thing, Aunt Sally, I hope to gracious if
I have."
I reckoned she'd let me go now, and as a generl thing she would; but I
s'pose there was so many strange things going on she was just in a sweat about
every little thing that warn't yard-stick straight; so she says, very decided:
"You just march into that setting-room and stay there till I come. You
been up to something you no business to, and I lay I'll find out what it is
before I'M done with you."
So she went away as I opened the door and walked into the setting-room. My,
but there was a crowd there! Fifteen farmers, and every one of them had a gun.
I was most powerful sick, and slunk to a chair and set down. They was setting
around, some of them talking a little, in a low voice, and all of them fidgety
and uneasy, but trying to look like they warn't; but I knowed they was, because
they was always taking off their hats, and putting them on, and scratching
their heads, and changing their seats, and fumbling with their buttons. I
warn't easy myself, but I didn't take my hat off, all the same.
I did wish Aunt Sally would come, and get done with me, and lick me, if she
wanted to, and let me get away and tell Tom how we'd overdone this thing, and
what a thundering hornet's-nest we'd got ourselves into, so we could stop
fooling around straight off, and clear out with Jim before these rips got out
of patience and come for us.
At last she come and begun to ask me questions, but I COULDN'T answer them
straight, I didn't know which end of me was up; because these men was in such a
fidget now that some was wanting to start right NOW and lay for them
desperadoes, and saying it warn't but a few minutes to midnight; and others was
trying to get them to hold on and wait for the sheep-signal; and here was Aunty
pegging away at the questions, and me a-shaking all over and ready to sink down
in my tracks I was that scared; and the place getting hotter and hotter, and
the butter beginning to melt and run down my neck and behind my ears; and pretty
soon, when one of them says, "I'M for going and getting in the cabin FIRST
and right NOW, and catching them when they come," I most dropped; and a
streak of butter come a-trickling down my forehead, and Aunt Sally she see it,
and turns white as a sheet, and says:
"For the land's sake, what IS the matter with the child? He's got the
brain-fever as shore as you're born, and they're oozing out!"
And everybody runs to see, and she snatches off my hat, and out comes the
bread and what was left of the butter, and she grabbed me, and hugged me, and
says:
"Oh, what a turn you did give me! and how glad and grateful I am it
ain't no worse; for luck's against us, and it never rains but it pours, and
when I see that truck I thought we'd lost you, for I knowed by the color and
all it was just like your brains would be if -- Dear, dear, whyd'nt you TELL me
that was what you'd been down there for, I wouldn't a cared. Now cler out to
bed, and don't lemme see no more of you till morning!"
I was up stairs in a second, and down the lightningrod in another one, and
shinning through the dark for the lean-to. I couldn't hardly get my words out,
I was so anxious; but I told Tom as quick as I could we must jump for it now,
and not a minute to lose -- the house full of men, yonder, with guns!
His eyes just blazed; and he says:
"No! -- is that so? AIN'T it bully! Why, Huck, if it was to do over
again, I bet I could fetch two hundred ! If we could put it off till --"
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