From the window of the first-floor front of Number Seven a girl was leaning.
The Spring sunshine played on her golden hair and lit up her bright blue eyes,
fixed on his flanneled and sweatered person with a fascinated amusement. Even
as he turned, the laugh smote him afresh.
For the space of perhaps two seconds they stared at each other, eye to eye.
Then she vanished into the room.
Ashe was beaten. Three months ago a million girls could have laughed at his
morning exercises without turning him from his purpose. Today this one scoffer,
alone and unaided, was sufficient for his undoing. The depression which exercise
had begun to dispel surged back on him. He had no heart to continue. Sadly
gathering up his belongings, he returned to his room, and found a cold bath
tame and uninspiring.
The breakfasts--included in the rent--provided by Mrs. Bell, the landlady of
Number Seven, were held by some authorities to be specially designed to quell
the spirits of their victims, should they tend to soar excessively. By the time
Ashe had done his best with the disheveled fried egg, the chicory blasphemously
called coffee, and the charred bacon, misery had him firmly in its grip. And
when he forced himself to the table, and began to try to concoct the latest of
the adventures of Gridley Quayle, Investigator, his spirit groaned within him.
This morning, as he sat and chewed his pen, his loathing for Gridley seemed
to have reached its climax. It was his habit, in writing these stories to think
of a good title first, and then fit an adventure to it. And overnight, in a
moment of inspiration, he had jotted down on an envelope the words: "The
Adventure of the Wand of Death."
It was with the sullen repulsion of a vegetarian who finds a caterpillar in
his salad that he now sat glaring at them.
The title had seemed so promising overnight--so full of strenuous
possibilities. It was still speciously attractive; but now that the moment had
arrived for writing the story its flaws became manifest.
What was a wand of death? It sounded good; but, coming down to hard facts,
what was it? You cannot write a story about a wand of death without knowing
what a wand of death is; and, conversely, if you have thought of such a
splendid title you cannot jettison it offhand. Ashe rumpled his hair and gnawed
his pen.
There came a knock at the door.
Ashe spun round in his chair. This was the last straw! If he had told Mrs.
Ball once that he was never to be disturbed in the morning on any pretext
whatsoever, he had told her twenty times. It was simply too infernal to be
endured if his work time was to be cut into like this. Ashe ran over in his
mind a few opening remarks.
"Come in!" he shouted, and braced himself for battle.
A girl walked in--the girl of the first-floor front; the girl with the blue
eyes, who had laughed at his Larsen Exercises.
Various circumstances contributed to the poorness of the figure Ashe cut in
the opening moments of this interview. In the first place, he was expecting to
see his landlady, whose height was about four feet six, and the sudden entry of
somebody who was about five feet seven threw the universe temporarily out of focus.
In the second place, in anticipation of Mrs. Bell's entry, he had twisted his
face into a forbidding scowl, and it was no slight matter to change this on the
spur of the moment into a pleasant smile. Finally, a man who has been sitting
for half an hour in front of a sheet of paper bearing the words: "The
Adventure of the Wand of Death," and trying to decide what a wand of death
might be, has not his mind under proper control.
The net result of these things was that, for perhaps half a minute, Ashe
behaved absurdly. He goggled and he yammered. An alienist, had one been
present, would have made up his mind about him without further investigation.
For an appreciable time he did not think of rising from his seat. When he did,
the combined leap and twist he executed practically amounted to a Larsen
Exercise.
Nor was the girl unembarrassed. If Ashe had been calmer he would have
observed on her cheek the flush which told that she, too, was finding the
situation trying. But, woman being ever better equipped with poise than man, it
was she who spoke first.
"I'm afraid I'm disturbing you."
"No, no!" said Ashe. "Oh, no; not at all--not at all! No. Oh,
no--not at all--no!" And would have continued to play on the theme
indefinitely had not the girl spoken again.
"I wanted to apologize," she said, "for my abominable
rudeness in laughing at you just now. It was idiotic of me and I don't know why
I did it. I'm sorry."
Science, with a thousand triumphs to her credit, has not yet succeeded in
discovering the correct reply for a young man to make who finds himself in the
appalling position of being apologized to by a pretty girl. If he says nothing
he seems sullen and unforgiving. If he says anything he makes a fool of
himself. Ashe, hesitating between these two courses, suddenly caught sight of
the sheet of paper over which he had been poring so long.
"What is a wand of death?" he asked.
"I beg your pardon?"
"A wand of death?"
"I don't understand."
The delirium of the conversation was too much for Ashe. He burst out
laughing. A moment later the girl did the same. And simultaneously
embarrassment ceased to be.
"I suppose you think I'm mad?" said Ashe.
"Certainly," said the girl.
"Well, I should have been if you hadn't come in."
"Why was that?"
"I was trying to write a detective story."
"I was wondering whether you were a writer."
"Do you write?"
"Yes. Do you ever read Home Gossip?"
"Never!"
"You are quite right to speak in that thankful tone. It's a horrid
little paper--all brown-paper patterns and advice to the lovelorn and puzzles.
I do a short story for it every week, under various names. A duke or an earl
goes with each story. I loathe it intensely."
"I am sorry for your troubles," said Ashe firmly; "but we are
wandering from the point. What is a wand of death?"
"A wand of death?"
"A wand of death."
The girl frowned reflectively.
"Why, of course; it's the sacred ebony stick stolen from the Indian
temple, which is supposed to bring death to whoever possesses it. The hero gets
hold of it, and the priests dog him and send him threatening messages. What
else could it be?"
Ashe could not restrain his admiration.
"This is genius!"
"Oh, no!"
"Absolute genius. I see it all. The hero calls in Gridley Quayle, and
that patronizing ass, by the aid of a series of wicked coincidences, solves the
mystery; and there am I, with another month's work done."
She looked at him with interest.
"Are you the author of Gridley Quayle?"
"Don't tell me you read him!"
"I do not read him! But he is published by the same firm that publishes
Home Gossip, and I can't help seeing his cover sometimes while I am waiting in
the waiting room to see the editress."
Ashe felt like one who meets a boyhood's chum on a desert island. Here was a
real bond between them.
"Does the Mammoth publish you, too? Why, we are comrades in misfortune
fellow serfs! We should be friends. Shall we be friends?"
"I should be delighted."
"Shall we shake hands, sit down, and talk about ourselves a
little?"
"But I am keeping you from your work."
"An errand of mercy."
She sat down. It is a simple act, this of sitting down; but, like everything
else, it may be an index to character. There was something wholly satisfactory
to Ashe in the manner in which this girl did it. She neither seated herself on
the extreme edge of the easy-chair, as one braced for instant flight; nor did
she wallow in the easy-chair, as one come to stay for the week-end. She carried
herself in an unconventional situation with an unstudied self-confidence that
he could not sufficiently admire.
Etiquette is not rigid in Arundel Street; but, nevertheless, a girl in a
first-floor front may he excused for showing surprise and hesitation when
invited to a confidential chat with a second-floor front young man whom she has
known only five minutes. But there is a freemasonry among those who live in
large cities on small earnings.
"Shall we introduce ourselves?" said Ashe. "Or did Mrs. Bell
tell you my name? By the way, you have not been here long, have you?"
"I took my room day before yesterday. But your name, if you are the
author of Gridley Quayle, is Felix Clovelly, isn't it?"
"Good heavens, no! Surely you don't think anyone's name could really be
Felix Clovelly? That is only the cloak under which I hide my shame. My real
name is Marson--Ashe Marson. And yours?"
"Valentine--Joan Valentine."
"Will you tell me the story of your life, or shall I tell mine
first?"
"I don't know that I have any particular story. I am an American."
"Not American!"
"Why not?"
"Because it is too extraordinary, too much like a Gridley Quayle
coincidence. I am an American!"
"Well, so are a good many other people."
"You miss the point. We are not only fellow serfs--we are fellow
exiles. You can't round the thing off by telling me you were born in Hayling,
Massachusetts, I suppose?"
"I was born in New York."
"Surely not! I didn't know anybody was."
"Why Hayling, Massachusetts?"
"That was where I was born."
"I'm afraid I never heard of it."
"Strange. I know your home town quite well. But I have not yet made my
birthplace famous; in fact, I doubt whether I ever shall. I am beginning to
realize that I am one of the failures."
"How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
"You are only twenty-six and you call yourself a failure? I think that
is a shameful thing to say."
"What would you call a man of twenty-six whose only means of making a
living was the writing of Gridley Quayle stories--an empire builder?"
"How do you know it's your only means of making a living? Why don't you
try something new?"
"Such as?"
"How should I know? Anything that comes along. Good gracious, Mr.
Marson; here you are in the biggest city in the world, with chances for
adventure simply shrieking to you on every side."
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