"I have come in ans--" he began, to the diminutive office boy, who
seemed to be the nearest thing visible to a Mainprice or a Boole.
"Siddown. Gottatakeyerturn," said the office boy; and for the
first time Ashe perceived that the ante-room in which he stood was crowded to
overflowing.
This, in the circumstances, was something of a damper. He had pictured
himself, during his ride in the cab, striding into the office and saying.
"The delicate and dangerous enterprise. Lead me to it!" He had not
realized until now that he was not the only man in London who, read the
advertisement columns of the Morning Post, and for an instant his heart sank at
the sight of all this competition. A second and more comprehensive glance at
his rivals gave him confidence.
The Wanted column of the morning paper is a sort of dredger, which churns up
strange creatures from the mud of London's underworld. Only in response to the
dredger's operations do they come to the surface in such numbers as to be
noticeable, for as a rule they are of a solitary habit and shun company; but
when they do come they bring with them something of the horror of the depths.
It is the saddest spectacle in the world--that of the crowd collected by a
Wanted advertisement. They are so palpably not wanted by anyone for any purpose
whatsoever; yet every time they gather together with a sort of hopeful
hopelessness. What they were originally--the units of these collections--Heaven
knows. Fate has battered out of them every trace of individuality. Each now is
exactly like his neighbor--no worse; no better.
Ashe, as he sat and watched them, was filled with conflicting emotions.
One-half of him, thrilled with the glamour of adventure, was chafing at the
delay, and resentful of these poor creatures as of so many obstacles to the
beginning of all the brisk and exciting things that lay behind the mysterious
brevity of the advertisement; the other, pitifully alive to the tragedy of the
occasion, was grateful for the delay.
On the whole, he was glad to feel that if one of these derelicts did not
secure the "good pay for the right man," it would not be his fault.
He had been the last to arrive, and he would be the last to pass through that
door, which was the gateway of adventure the door with Mr. Boole inscribed on
its ground glass, behind which sat the author of the mysterious request for
assistance, interviewing applicants. It would be through their own
shortcomings--not because of his superior attractions--if they failed to please
that unseen arbiter.
That they were so failing was plain. Scarcely had one scarred victim of
London's unkindness passed through before the bell would ring; the office boy,
who, in the intervals of frowning sternly on the throng, as much as to say that
he would stand no nonsense, would cry, "Next!" and another dull-eyed
wreck would drift through, to be followed a moment later by yet another. The
one fact at present ascertainable concerning the unknown searcher for reckless
young men of good appearance was that he appeared to he possessed of
considerable decision of character, a man who did not take long to make up his
mind. He was rejecting applicants now at the rate of two a minute.
Expeditious though he was, he kept Ashe waiting for a considerable time. It
was not until the hands of the fat clock over the door pointed to twenty
minutes past eleven that the office boy's "Next!" found him the only
survivor. He gave his clothes a hasty smack with the palm of his hand and his
hair a fleeting dab to accentuate his good appearance, and turned the handle of
the door of fate.
The room assigned by the firm to their Mr. Boole for his personal use was a
small and dingy compartment, redolent of that atmosphere of desolation which
lawyers alone know how to achieve. It gave the impression of not having been
swept since the foundation of the firm, in the year 1786. There was one small
window, covered with grime. It was one of those windows you see only in lawyers'
offices. Possibly some reckless Mainprice or harebrained Boole had opened it in
a fit of mad excitement induced by the news of the Battle of Waterloo, in 1815,
and had been instantly expelled from the firm. Since then, no one had dared to
tamper with it.
Gazing through this window--or, rather, gazing at it, for X-rays could
hardly have succeeded in actually penetrating the alluvial deposits on the
glass--was a little man. As Ashe entered, he turned and looked at him as though
he hurt him rather badly in some tender spot.
Ashe was obliged to own to himself that he felt a little nervous. It is not
every day that a young man of good appearance, who has led a quiet life, meets
face to face one who is prepared to pay him well for doing something delicate and
dangerous. To Ashe the sensation was entirely novel. The most delicate and
dangerous act he had performed to date had been the daily mastication of Mrs.
Bell's breakfast--included in the rent. Yes, he had to admit it--he was
nervous: and the fact that he was nervous made him hot and uncomfortable.
To judge him by his appearance, the man at the window was also hot and
uncomfortable. He was a little, truculent-looking man, and his face at present
was red with a flush that sat unnaturally on a normally lead-colored face. His
eyes looked out from under thick gray eyebrows with an almost tortured
expression. This was partly owing to the strain of interviewing Ashe's
preposterous predecessors, but principally to the fact that the little man had
suddenly been seized with acute indigestion, a malady to which he was
peculiarly subject.
He removed from his mouth the black cigar he was smoking, inserted a
digestive tabloid, and replaced the cigar. Then he concentrated his attention
on Ashe. As he did so the hostile expression of his face became modified. He
looked surprised and--grudgingly--pleased.
"Well, what do you want?" he said.
"I came in answer to--"
"In answer to my advertisement? I had given up hope of seeing anything
part human. I thought you must be one of the clerks. You're certainly more like
what I advertised for. Of all the seedy bunches of dead beats I ever struck,
the aggregation I've just been interviewing was the seediest! When I spend good
money in advertising for a young man of good appearance, I want a young man of
good appearance--not a tramp of fifty-five."
Ashe was sorry for his predecessors, but he was bound to admit that they
certainly had corresponded somewhat faithfully to the description just given.
The comparative cordiality of his own reception removed the slight nervousness
that had been troubling him. He began to feel confident--almost jaunty.
"I'm through," said the little man wearily. "I've had enough
of interviewing applicants. You're the last one I'll see. Are there any more
hobos outside?"
"Not when I came in."
"Then we'll get down to business. I'll tell you what I want done, and
if you are willing you can do it; if you are not willing you can leave it--and
go to the devil! Sit down."
Ashe sat down. He resented the little man's tone, but this was not the
moment for saying so. His companion scrutinized him narrowly.
"So far as appearance goes," he said, "you are what I
want." Ashe felt inclined to bow. "Whoever takes on this job has got
to act as my valet, and you look like a valet." Ashe felt less inclined to
bow.
"You're tall and thin and ordinary-looking. Yes; so far as appearance
goes, you fill the bill."
It seemed to Ashe that it was time to correct an impression the little man
appeared to have formed.
"I am afraid," he said, "if all you want is a valet, you will
have to look elsewhere. I got the idea from your advertisement that something
rather more exciting was in the air. I can recommend you to several good
employment agencies if you wish." He rose. "Good-morning!" he
said.
He would have liked to fling the massive pewter inkwell at this little
creature who had so keenly disappointed him.
"Sit down!" snapped the other.
Ashe resumed his seat. The hope of adventure dies hard on a Spring morning
when one is twenty-six, and he had the feeling that there was more to come.
"Don't be a damned fool!" said the little man. "Of course I'm
not asking you to be a valet and nothing else."
"You would want me to do some cooking and plain sewing on the side,
perhaps?"
Their eyes met in a hostile glare. The flush on the little man's face
deepened.
"Are you trying to get fresh with me?" he demanded dangerously.
"Yes," said Ashe.
The answer seemed to disconcert his adversary. He was silent for a moment.
"Well," he said at last, "maybe it's all for the best. If you
weren't full of gall probably you wouldn't have come here at all; and whoever
takes on this job of mine has got to have gall if he has nothing else. I think
we shall suit each other."
"What is the job?"
The little man's face showed doubt and perplexity.
"It's awkward. If I'm to make the thing clear to you I've got to trust
you. And I don't know a thing about you. I wish I had thought of that before I
inserted the advertisement."
Ashe appreciated the difficulty.
"Couldn't you make an A--B case out of it?"
"Maybe I could if I knew what an A--B case was."
"Call the people mixed up in it A and B."
"And forget, halfway through, who was which! No; I guess I'll have to
trust you."
"I'll play square."
The little man fastened his eyes on Ashe's in a piercing stare. Ashe met
them smilingly. His spirits, always fairly cheerful, had risen high by now.
There was something about the little man, in spite of his brusqueness and ill
temper, which made him feel flippant.
"Pure white!" said Ashe.
"Eh?"
"My soul! And this"--he thumped the left section of his
waistcoat--"solid gold. You may fire when ready, Gridley. Proceed,
professor."
"I don't know where to begin."
"Without presuming to dictate, why not at the beginning?"
"It's all so darned complicated that I don't rightly know which is the
beginning. Well, see here . . . I collect scarabs. I'm crazy about scarabs.
Ever since I quit business, you might say that I have practically lived for
scarabs."
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