All through dinner he brooded on Ashe's defiance and the horrors which were
to result from that defiance. One of Mr. Peters' most painful memories was of a
two weeks' visit he had once paid to Mr. Muldoon in his celebrated
establishment at White Plains. He had been persuaded to go there by a brother
millionaire whom, until then, he had always regarded as a friend. The memory of
Mr. Muldoon's cold shower baths and brisk system of physical exercise still
lingered.
The thought that under Ashe's rule he was to go through privately very much
what he had gone through in the company of a gang of other unfortunates at
Muldoon's froze him with horror. He knew those health cranks who believed that
all mortal ailments could be cured by cold showers and brisk walks. They were
all alike and they nearly killed you. His worst nightmare was the one where he
dreamed he was back at Muldoon's, leading his horse up that endless hill
outside the village.
He would not stand it! He would be hanged if he'd stand it! He would defy
Ashe. But if he defied Ashe, Ashe would go away; and then whom could he find to
recover his lost scarab?
Mr. Peters began to appreciate the true meaning of the phrase about the
horns of a dilemma. The horns of this dilemma occupied his attention until the
end of the dinner. He shifted uneasily from one to the other and back again. He
rose from the table in a thoroughly overwrought condition of mind. And then,
somehow, in the course of the evening, he found himself alone in the hall, not
a dozen feet from the unlocked museum door.
It was not immediately that he appreciated the significance of this fact. He
had come to the hall because its solitude suited his mood. It was only after he
had finished a cigar--Ashe could not stop his smoking after dinner--that it
suddenly flashed on him that he had ready at hand a solution of all his
troubles. A brief minute's resolute action and the scarab would be his again,
and the menace of Ashe a thing of the past. He glanced about him. Yes; he was
alone.
Not once since the removal of the scarab had begun to exercise his mind had
Mr. Peters contemplated for an instant the possibility of recovering it
himself. The prospect of the unpleasantness that would ensue had been enough to
make him regard such an action as out of the question. The risk was too great
to be considered for a moment; but here he was, in a position where the risk
was negligible!
Like Ashe, he had always visualized the recovery of his scarab as a thing of
the small hours, a daring act to be performed when sleep held the castle in its
grip. That an opportunity would be presented to him of walking in quite calmly
and walking out again with the Cheops in his pocket, had never occurred to him
as a possibility.
Yet now this chance was presenting itself in all its simplicity, and all he
had to do was to grasp it. The door of the museum was not even closed. He could
see from where he stood that it was ajar.
He moved cautiously in its direction--not in a straight line as one going to
a museum, but circuitously as one strolling without an aim. From time to time
he glanced over his shoulder. He reached the door, hesitated, and passed it. He
turned, reached the door again--and again passed it. He stood for a moment
darting his eyes about the hall; then, in a burst of resolution, he dashed for
the door and shot in like a rabbit.
At the same moment the Efficient Baxter, who, from the shelter of a pillar
on the gallery that ran around two-thirds of the hall, had been eyeing the peculiar
movements of the distinguished guest with considerable interest for some
minutes, began to descend the stairs.
Rupert Baxter, the Earl of Emsworth's indefatigable private secretary, was
one of those men whose chief characteristic is a vague suspicion of their
fellow human beings. He did not suspect them of this or that definite crime; he
simply suspected them. He prowled through life as we are told the hosts of
Midian prowled.
His powers in this respect were well-known at Blandings Castle. The Earl of
Emsworth said: "Baxter is invaluable--positively invaluable." The
Honorable Freddie said: "A chappie can't take a step in this bally house
without stumbling over that damn feller, Baxter!" The manservant and the
maidservant within the gates, like Miss Willoughby, employing that crisp gift
for characterization which is the property of the English lower orders,
described him as a Nosy Parker.
Peering over the railing of the balcony and observing the curious movements
of Mr. Peters, who, as a matter of fact, while making up his mind to approach
the door, had been backing and filling about the hall in a quaint serpentine
manner like a man trying to invent a new variety of the tango, the Efficient
Baxter had found himself in some way--why, he did not know--of what, he could
not say--but in some nebulous way, suspicious.
He had not definitely accused Mr. Peters in his mind of any specific tort or
malfeasance. He had merely felt that something fishy was toward. He had a sixth
sense in such matters.
But when Mr. Peters, making up his mind, leaped into the museum, Baxter's
suspicions lost their vagueness and became crystallized. Certainty descended on
him like a bolt from the skies. On oath, before a notary, the Efficient Baxter
would have declared that J. Preston Peters was about to try to purloin the
scarab.
Lest we should seem to be attributing too miraculous powers of intuition to
Lord Emsworth's secretary, it should be explained that the mystery which hung
about that curio had exercised his mind not a little since his employer had
given it to him to place in the museum. He knew Lord Emsworth's power of
forgetting and he did not believe his account of the transaction. Scarab
maniacs like Mr. Peters did not give away specimens from their collections as
presents. But he had not divined the truth of what had happened in London.
The conclusion at which he had arrived was that Lord Emsworth had bought the
scarab and had forgotten all about it. To support this theory was the fact that
the latter had taken his check book to London with him. Baxter's long
acquaintance with the earl had left him with the conviction that there was no
saying what he might not do if left loose in London with a check book.
As to Mr. Peters' motive for entering the museum, that, too, seemed
completely clear to the secretary. He was a curia enthusiast himself and he had
served collectors in a secretarial capacity; and he knew, both from experience
and observation, that strange madness which may at any moment afflict the
collector, blotting out morality and the nice distinction between meum and
tuum, as with a sponge. He knew that collectors who would not steal a loaf if
they were starving might--and did--fall before the temptation of a coveted
curio.
He descended the stairs three at a time, and entered the museum at the very
instant when Mr. Peters' twitching fingers were about to close on his treasure.
He handled the delicate situation with eminent tact. Mr. Peters, at the sound
of his step, had executed a backward leap, which was as good as a confession of
guilt, and his face was rigid with dismay; but the Efficient Baxter pretended
not to notice these phenomena. His manner, when he spoke, was easy and
unembarrassed.
"Ah! Taking a look at our little collection, Mr. Peters? You will see
that we have given the place of honor to your Cheops. It is certainly a fine
specimen--a wonderfully fine specimen."
Mr. Peters was recovering slowly. Baxter talked on, to give him time. He
spoke of Mut and Bubastis, of Ammon and the Book of the Dead. He directed the
other's attention to the Roman coins.
He was touching on some aspects of the Princess Gilukhipa of Mitanni, in
whom his hearer could scarcely fail to be interested, when the door opened and
Beach, the butler, came in, accompanied by Ashe. In the bustle of the
interruption Mr. Peters escaped, glad to be elsewhere, and questioning for the
first time in his life the dictum that if you want a thing well done you must
do it yourself.
"I was not aware, sir," said Beach, the butler, "that you
were in occupation of the museum. I would not have intruded; but this young man
expressed a desire to examine the exhibits, and I took the liberty of
conducting him."
"Come in, Beach--come in," said Baxter.
The light fell on Ashe's face, and he recognized him as the cheerful young
man who had inquired the way to Mr. Peters' room before dinner and who, he had
by this time discovered, was not the Honorable Freddie's friend, George
Emerson--or, indeed, any other of the guests of the house. He felt suspicious.
"Oh, Beach!"
"Sir?"
"Just a moment."
He drew the butler into the hall, out of earshot.
"Beach, who is that man?"
"Mr. Peters' valet, sir."
"Mr. Peters' valet!"
"Yes, sir."
"Has he been in service long?" asked Baxter, remembering that a mere
menial had addressed him as "old man."
Beach lowered his voice. He and the Efficient Baxter were old allies, and it
seemed right to Beach to confide in him.
"He has only just joined Mr. Peters, sir; and he has never been in
service before. He told me so himself, and I was unable to elicit from him any
information as to his antecedents. His manner struck me, sir, as peculiar. It
crossed my mind to wonder whether Mr. Peters happened to be aware of this. I
should dislike to do any young man an injury; but it might be anyone coming to
a gentleman without a character, like this young man. Mr. Peters might have
been deceived, sir."
The Efficient Baxter's manner became distraught. His mind was working
rapidly.
"Should he be informed, sir?"
"Eh! Who?"
"Mr. Peters, sir--in case he should have been deceived?"
"No, no; Mr. Peters knows his own business."
"Far from me be it to appear officious, sir; but--"
"Mr. Peters probably knows all about him. Tell me, Beach, who was it
suggested this visit to the museum? Did you?"
"It was at the young man's express desire that I conducted him,
sir."
The Efficient Baxter returned to the museum without a word. Ashe, standing
in the middle of the room, was impressing the topography of the place on his
memory. He was unaware of the piercing stare of suspicion that was being
directed at him from behind.
He did not see Baxter. He was not even thinking of Baxter; but Baxter was on
the alert. Baxter was on the warpath. Baxter knew!
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