CHAPTER
VI
AMONG the compensations of advancing age is a wholesome pessimism, which,
though it takes the fine edge off of whatever triumphs may come to us, has the
admirable effect of preventing Fate from working off on us any of those gold
bricks, coins with strings attached, and unhatched chickens, at which ardent
youth snatches with such enthusiasm, to its subsequent disappointment. As we
emerge from the twenties we grow into a habit of mind that looks askance at
Fate bearing gifts. We miss, perhaps, the occasional prize, but we also avoid
leaping light-heartedly into traps.
Ashe Marson had yet to reach the age of tranquil mistrust; and when Fate
seemed to be treating him kindly he was still young enough to accept such
kindnesses on their face value and rejoice at them.
As he sat on his bed at the end of his first night in Castle Blandings, he
was conscious to a remarkable degree that Fortune was treating him well. He had
survived--not merely without discredit, but with positive triumph--the
initiatory plunge into the etiquette maelstrom of life below stairs. So far
from doing the wrong thing and drawing down on himself the just scorn of the
steward's room, he had been the life and soul of the party. Even if to-morrow,
in an absent-minded fit, he should anticipate the groom of the chambers in the march
to the table, he would be forgiven; for the humorist has his privileges.
So much for that. But that was only a part of Fortune's kindnesses. To have
discovered on the first day of their association the correct method of handling
and reducing to subjection his irascible employer was an even greater boon. A
prolonged association with Mr. Peters on the lines in which their acquaintance
had begun would have been extremely trying. Now, by virtue of a fortunate stand
at the outset, he had spiked the millionaire's guns.
Thirdly, and most important of all, he had not only made himself familiar
with the locality and surroundings of the scarab, but he had seen, beyond the
possibility of doubt, that the removal of it and the earning of the five
thousand dollars would be the simplest possible task. Already he was spending
the money in his mind. And to such lengths had optimism led him that, as he sat
on his bed reviewing the events of the day, his only doubt was whether to get
the scarab at once or to let it remain where it was until he had the
opportunity of doing Mr. Peters' interior good on the lines he had mapped out
in their conversation; for, of course, directly he had restored the scarab to
its rightful owner and pocketed the reward, his position as healer and trainer
to the millionaire would cease automatically.
He was sorry for that, because it troubled him to think that a sick man
would not be made well; but, on the whole, looking at it from every aspect, it
would be best to get the scarab as soon as possible and leave Mr. Peters'
digestion to look after itself. Being twenty-six and an optimist, he had no
suspicion that Fate might be playing with him; that Fate might have unpleasant
surprises in store; that Fate even now was preparing to smite him in his hour
of joy with that powerful weapon, the Efficient Baxter.
He looked at his watch. It was five minutes to one. He had no idea whether
they kept early hours at Blandings Castle or not, but he deemed it prudent to
give the household another hour in which to settle down. After which he would
just trot down and collect the scarab.
The novel he had brought down with him from London fortunately proved
interesting. Two o'clock came before he was ready for it. He slipped the book
into his pocket and opened the door.
All was still--still and uncommonly dark. Along the corridor on which his
room was situated the snores of sleeping domestics exploded, growled and
twittered in the air. Every menial on the list seemed to be snoring, some in
one key, some in another, some defiantly, some plaintively; but the main fact
was that they were all snoring somehow, thus intimating that, so far as this
side of the house was concerned, the coast might be considered clear and
interruption of his plans a negligible risk.
Researches made at an earlier hour had familiarized him with the geography
of the place. He found his way to the green-baize door without difficulty and,
stepping through, was in the hall, where the remains of the log fire still
glowed a fitful red. This, however, was the only illumination, and it was
fortunate that he did not require light to guide him to the museum.
He knew the direction and had measured the distance. It was precisely
seventeen steps from where he stood. Cautiously, and with avoidance of noise,
he began to make the seventeen steps.
He was beginning the eleventh when he bumped into somebody-- somebody
soft--somebody whose hand, as it touched his, felt small and feminine.
The fragment of a log fell on the ashes and the fire gave a dying spurt.
Darkness succeeded the sudden glow. The fire was out. That little flame had
been its last effort before expiring, but it had been enough to enable him to
recognize Joan Valentine.
"Good Lord!" he gasped.
His astonishment was short-lived. Next moment the only thing that surprised
him was the fact that he was not more surprised. There was something about this
girl that made the most bizarre happenings seem right and natural. Ever since
he had met her his life had changed from an orderly succession of uninteresting
days to a strange carnival of the unexpected, and use was accustoming him to
it. Life had taken on the quality of a dream, in which anything might happen
and in which everything that did happen was to be accepted with the calmness
natural in dreams.
It was strange that she should be here in the pitch-dark hall in the middle
of the night; but--after all--no stranger than that he should be. In this dream
world in which he now moved it had to be taken for granted that people did all
sorts of odd things from all sorts of odd motives.
"Hello!" he said.
"Don't be alarmed."
"No, no!"
"I think we are both here for the same reason."
"You don't mean to say--"
"Yes; I have come here to earn the five thousand dollars, too, Mr.
Marson. We are rivals."
In his present frame of mind it seemed so simple and intelligible to Ashe
that he wondered whether he was really hearing it the first time. He had an odd
feeling that he had known this all along.
"You are here to get the scarab?"
"Exactly."
Ashe was dimly conscious of some objection to this, but at first it eluded
him. Then he pinned it down.
"But you aren't a young man of good appearance," he said.
"I don't know what you mean. But Aline Peters is an old friend of mine.
She told me her father would give a large reward to whoever recovered the
scarab; so I--"
"Look out!" whispered Ashe. "Run! There's somebody
coming!"
There was a soft footfall on the stairs, a click, and above Ashe's head a
light flashed out. He looked round. He was alone, and the green-baize door was
swaying gently to and fro.
"Who's that? Who's there?" said a voice.
The Efficient Baxter was coming down the broad staircase.
A general suspicion of mankind and a definite and particular suspicion of
one individual made a bad opiate. For over an hour sleep had avoided the
Efficient Baxter with an unconquerable coyness. He had tried all the known ways
of wooing slumber, but they had failed him, from the counting of sheep
downward. The events of the night had whipped his mind to a restless activity.
Try as he might to lose consciousness, the recollection of the plot he had
discovered surged up and kept him wakeful.
It is the penalty of the suspicious type of mind that it suffers from its
own activity. From the moment he detected Mr. Peters in the act of rifling the
museum and marked down Ashe as an accomplice, Baxter's repose was doomed. Nor
poppy nor mandragora, nor all the drowsy sirups of the world, could ever
medicine him to that sweet sleep which he owed yesterday.
But it was the recollection that on previous occasions of wakefulness hot
whisky and water had done the trick, which had now brought him from his bed and
downstairs. His objective was the decanter on the table of the smoking-room,
which was one of the rooms opening on the gallery that looked down on the hall.
Hot water he could achieve in his bedroom by means of his stove.
So out of bed he had climbed and downstairs he had come; and here he was, to
all appearances, just in time to foil the very plot on which he had been
brooding. Mr. Peters might be in bed, but there in the hall below him stood the
accomplice, not ten paces from the museum's door. He arrived on the spot at
racing speed and confronted Ashe.
"What are you doing here?"
And then, from the Baxter viewpoint, things began to go wrong. By all the
rules of the game, Ashe, caught, as it were, red-handed, should have wilted,
stammered and confessed all; but Ashe was fortified by that philosophic calm
which comes to us in dreams, and, moreover, he had his story ready.
"Mr. Peters rang for me, sir."
He had never expected to feel grateful to the little firebrand who employed
him, but he had to admit that the millionaire, in their late conversation, had
shown forethought. The thought struck him that but for Mr. Peters' advice he
might by now be in an extremely awkward position; for his was not a swiftly
inventive mind.
"Rang for you? At half-past two in the morning!"
"To read to him, sir."
"To read to him at this hour?"
"Mr. Peters suffers from insomnia, sir. He has a weak digestion and
pain sometimes prevents him from sleeping. The lining of his stomach is not at
all what it should be."
"I don't believe a word of it."
With that meekness which makes the good man wronged so impressive a
spectacle, Ashe produced and exhibited his novel.
"Here is the book I am about to read to him. I think, sir, if you will
excuse me, I had better be going to his room. Good night, sir."
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