He proceeded to mount the stairs. He was sorry for Mr. Peters, so shortly
about to be roused from a refreshing slumber; but these were life's tragedies
and must be borne bravely.
The Efficient Baxter dogged him the whole way, sprinting silently in his wake
and dodging into the shadows whenever the light of an occasional electric bulb
made it inadvisable to keep to the open. Then abruptly he gave up the pursuit.
For the first time his comparative impotence in this silent conflict on which
he had embarked was made manifest to him, and he perceived that on mere
suspicion, however strong, he could do nothing. To accuse Mr. Peters of theft
or to accuse him of being accessory to a theft was out of the question.
Yet his whole being revolted at the thought of allowing the sanctity of the
museum to be violated. Officially its contents belonged to Lord Emsworth, but
ever since his connection with the castle he had been put in charge of them,
and he had come to look on them as his own property. If he was only a collector
by proxy he had, nevertheless, the collector's devotion to his curios, beside
which the lioness' attachment to her cubs is tepid; and he was prepared to do
anything to retain in his possession a scarab toward which he already
entertained the feelings of a life proprietor.
No--not quite anything! He stopped short at the idea of causing
unpleasantness between the father of the Honorable Freddie and the father of
the Honorable Freddie's fiancee. His secretarial position at the castle was a
valuable one and he was loath to jeopardize it.
There was only one way in which this delicate affair could be brought to a
satisfactory conclusion. It was obvious from what he had seen that night that
Mr. Peters' connection with the attempt on the scarab was to be merely
sympathetic, and that the actual theft was to be accomplished by Ashe. His only
course, therefore, was to catch Ashe actually in the museum. Then Mr. Peters
need not appear in the matter at all. Mr. Peters' position in those
circumstances would be simply that of a man who had happened to employ, through
no fault of his own, a valet who happened to be a thief.
He had made a mistake, he perceived, in locking the door of the museum. In
the future he must leave it open, as a trap is open; and he must stay up nights
and keep watch. With these reflections, the Efficient Baxter returned to his
room.
Meantime Ashe had entered Mr. Peters' bedroom and switched on the light. Mr.
Peters, who had just succeeded in dropping off to sleep, sat up with a start.
"I've come to read to you," said Ashe.
Mr. Peters emitted a stifled howl, in which wrath and self-pity were nicely
blended.
"You fool, don't you know I have just managed to get to sleep?"
"And now you're awake again," said Ashe soothingly. "Such is
life! A little rest, a little folding of the hands in sleep, and then
bing!--off we go again. I hope you will like this novel. I dipped into it and
it seems good."
"What do you mean by coming in here at this time of night? Are you
crazy?"
"It was your suggestion; and, by the way, I must thank you for it. I
apologize for calling it thin. It worked like a charm. I don't think he
believed it--in fact, I know he didn't; but it held him. I couldn't have
thought up anything half so good in an emergency."
Mr. Peters' wrath changed to excitement.
"Did you get it? Have you been after my--my Cheops?"
"I have been after your Cheops, but I didn't get it. Bad men were
abroad. That fellow with the spectacles, who was in the museum when I met you
there this evening, swooped down from nowhere, and I had to tell him that you
had rung for me to read to you. Fortunately I had this novel on me. I think he
followed me upstairs to see whether I really did come to your room."
Mr. Peters groaned miserably.
"Baxter," he said; "He's a man named Baxter--Lord Emsworth's
private secretary; and he suspects us. He's the man we--I mean you--have got to
look out for."
"Well, never mind. Let's be happy while we can. Make yourself
comfortable and I'll start reading. After all, what could be pleasanter than a
little literature in the small hours? Shall I begin?"
* * *
Ashe Marson found Joan Valentine in the stable yard after breakfast the next
morning, playing with a retriever puppy. "Will you spare me a moment of
your valuable time?"
"Certainly, Mr. Marson."
"Shall we walk out into the open somewhere--where we can't be
overheard?"
"Perhaps it would be better."
They moved off.
"Request your canine friend to withdraw," said Ashe. "He
prevents me from marshaling my thoughts."
"I'm afraid he won't withdraw."
"Never mind. I'll do my best in spite of him. Tell me, was I dreaming
or did I really meet you in the hall this morning at about twenty minutes after
two?"
"You did."
"And did you really tell me that you had come to the castle to
steal--"
"Recover."
"--Recover Mr. Peters' scarab?"
"I did."
"Then it's true?"
"It is."
Ashe scraped the ground with a meditative toe.
"This," he said, "Seems to me to complicate matters
somewhat."
"It complicates them abominably!"
"I suppose you were surprised when you found that I was on the same
game as yourself."
"Not in the least."
"You weren't!"
"I knew it directly I saw the advertisement in the Morning Post. And I
hunted up the Morning Post directly you had told me that you had become Mr.
Peters' valet."
"You have known all along!"
"I have."
Ashe regarded her admiringly.
"You're wonderful!"
"Because I saw through you?"
"Partly that; but chiefly because you had the pluck to undertake a
thing like this."
"You undertook it."
"But I'm a man."
"And I'm a woman. And my theory, Mr. Marson, is that a woman can do
nearly everything better than a man. What a splendid test case this would make
to settle the Votes-for-Women question once and for all! Here we are--you and
I--a man and a woman, each trying for the same thing and each starting with
equal chances. Suppose I beat you? How about the inferiority of women
then?"
"I never said women were inferior."
"You did with your eyes."
"Besides, you're an exceptional woman."
"You can't get out of it with a compliment. I'm an ordinary woman and
I'm going to beat a real man."
Ashe frowned.
"I don't like to think of ourselves as working against each
other."
"Why not?"
"Because I like you."
"I like you, Mr. Marson; but we must not let sentiment interfere with
business. You want Mr. Peters' five thousand dollars. So do I."
"I hate the thought of being the instrument to prevent you from getting
the money."
"You won't be. I shall be the instrument to prevent you from getting
it. I don't like that thought, either; but one has got to face it."
"It makes me feel mean."
"That's simply your old-fashioned masculine attitude toward the female,
Mr. Marson. You look on woman as a weak creature, to be shielded and petted. We
aren't anything of the sort. We're terrors! We're as hard as nails. We're awful
creatures. You mustn't let my sex interfere with your trying to get this
reward. Think of me as though I were another man. We're up against each other
in a fair fight, and I don't want any special privileges. If you don't do your
best from now onward I shall never forgive you. Do you understand?"
"I suppose so."
"And we shall need to do our best. That little man with the glasses is
on his guard. I was listening to you last night from behind the door. By the
way, you shouldn't have told me to run away and then have stayed yourself to be
caught. That is an example of the sort of thing I mean. It was chivalry--not
business."
"I had a story ready to account for my being there. You had not."
"And what a capital story it was! I shall borrow it for my own use. If
I am caught I shall say I had to read Aline to sleep because she suffers from
insomnia. And I shouldn't wonder if she did--poor girl! She doesn't get enough
to eat. She is being starved--poor child! I heard one of the footmen say that
she refused everything at dinner last night. And, though she vows it isn't, my
belief is that it's all because she is afraid to make a stand against her old
father. It's a shame!"
"She is a weak creature, to be shielded and petted," said Ashe
solemnly.
Joan laughed.
"Well, yes; you caught me there. I admit that poor Aline is not a
shining example of the formidable modern woman; but--" She stopped.
"Oh, bother! I've just thought of what I ought to have said--the good
repartee that would have crushed you. I suppose it's too late now?"
"Not at all. I'm like that myself--only it is generally the next day
when I hit the right answer. Shall we go back? . . . She is a weak creature, to
be shielded and petted."
"Thank you so much," said Joan gratefully. "And why is she a
weak creature? Because she has allowed herself to be shielded and petted;
because she has permitted man to give her special privileges, and
generally--No; it isn't so good as I thought it was going to be."
"It should be crisper," said Ashe critically. "It lacks the
punch."
"But it brings me back to my point, which is that I am not going to
imitate her and forfeit my independence of action in return for chivalry. Try
to look at it from my point of view, Mr. Marson. I know you need the money just
as much as I do. Well, don't you think I should feel a little mean if I thought
you were not trying your hardest to get it, simply because you didn't think it
would be fair to try your hardest against a woman? That would cripple me. I
should not feel as though I had the right to do anything. It's too important a
matter for you to treat me like a child and let me win to avoid disappointing
me. I want the money; but I don't want it handed to me."
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