The Honorable Freddie hated piercing stares. One of the reasons why he
objected to being left alone with his future father-in-law, Mr. J. Preston
Peters, was that Nature had given the millionaire a penetrating pair of eyes,
and the stress of business life in New York had developed in him a habit of
boring holes in people with them. A young man had to have a stronger nerve and
a clearer conscience than the Honorable Freddie to enjoy a tete-a-tete with Mr.
Peters.
Though he accepted Aline's father as a necessary evil and recognized that
his position entitled him to look at people as sharply as he liked, whatever
their feelings, he would be hanged if he was going to extend this privilege to
Mr. Peters' valet. This man standing beside him was giving him a look that
seemed to his sensitive imagination to have been fired red-hot from a gun; and
this annoyed and exasperated Freddie.
"What do you want?" he said querulously. "What are you
staring at me like that for?"
Ashe sat down, leaned his elbows on the bed, and applied the look again from
a lower elevation.
"Ah!" he said.
Whatever may have been Ashe's defects, so far as the handling of the
inductive-reasoning side of Gridley Quayle's character was concerned, there was
one scene in each of his stories in which he never failed. That was the scene
in the last chapter where Quayle, confronting his quarry, unmasked him. Quayle
might have floundered in the earlier part of the story, but in his big scene he
was exactly right. He was curt, crisp and mercilessly compelling.
Ashe, rehearsing this interview in the passage before his entry, had decided
that he could hardly do better than model himself on the detective. So he began
to be curt, crisp and mercilessly compelling to Freddie; and after the first
few sentences he had that youth gasping for air.
"I will tell you," he said. "If you can spare me a few
moments of your valuable time I will put the facts before you. Yes; press that
bell if you wish--and I will put them before witnesses. Lord Emsworth will no
doubt be pleased to learn that his son, whom he trusted, is a thief!"
Freddie's hand fell limply. The bell remained un-touched. His mouth opened
to its fullest extent. In the midst of his panic he had a curious feeling that
he had heard or read that last sentence somewhere before. Then he remembered.
Those very words occurred in Gridley Quayle, Investigator--The Adventure of the
Blue Ruby.
"What--what do you mean?" he stammered.
"I will tell you what I mean. On Saturday night a valuable scarab was
stolen from Lord Emsworth's private museum. The case was put into my
hands----"
"Great Scott! Are you a detective?"
"Ah!" said Ashe.
Life, as many a worthy writer has pointed out, is full of ironies. It seemed
to Freddie that here was a supreme example of this fact. All these years he had
wanted to meet a detective; and now that his wish had been gratified the
detective was detecting him!
"The case," continued Ashe severely, "was placed in my hands.
I investigated it. I discovered that you were in urgent and immediate need of
money."
"How on earth did you do that?"
"Ah!" said Ashe. "I further discovered that you were in
communication with an individual named Jones."
"Good Lord! How?"
Ashe smiled quietly.
"Yesterday I had a talk with this man Jones, who is staying in Market
Blandings. Why is he staying in Market Blandings? Because he had a reason for
keeping in touch with you; because you were about to transfer to his care
something you could get possession of, but which only he could dispose of--the
scarab."
The Honorable Freddie was beyond speech. He made no comment on this
statement. Ashe continued:
"I interviewed this man Jones. I said to him: 'I am in the Honorable
Frederick Threepwood's confidence. I know everything. Have you any instructions
for me?' He replied: 'What do you know?' I answered: 'I know that the Honorable
Frederick Threepwood has something he wishes to hand to you, but which he has
been unable to hand to you owing to having had an accident and being confined
to his room.' He then told me to tell you to let him have the scarab by
messenger."
Freddie pulled himself together with an effort. He was in sore straits, but
he saw one last chance. His researches in detective fiction had given him the knowledge
that detectives occasionally relaxed their austerity when dealing with a
deserving case. Even Gridley Quayle could sometimes be softened by a hard-luck
story. Freddie could recall half a dozen times when a detected criminal had
been spared by him because he had done it all from the best motives. He
determined to throw himself on Ashe's mercy.
"I say, you know," he said ingratiatingly, "I think it's very
marvelous the way you've deduced everything, and so on."
"Well?"
"But I believe you would chuck it if you heard my side of the
case."
"I know your side of the case. You think you are being blackmailed by a
Miss Valentine for some letters you once wrote her. You are not. Miss Valentine
has destroyed the letters. She told the man Jones so when he went to see her in
London. He kept your five hundred pounds and is trying to get another thousand
out of you under false pretenses."
"What? You can't be right."
"I am always right."
"You must be mistaken."
"I am never mistaken."
"But how do you know?"
"I have my sources of information."
"She isn't going to sue me for breach of promise?"
"She never had any intention of doing so."
The Honorable Freddie sank back on the pillows.
"Good egg!" he said with fervor. He beamed happily.
"This," he observed, "is a bit of all right."
For a space relief held him dumb. Then another aspect of the matter struck
him, and he sat up again with a jerk.
"I say, you don't mean to say that that rotter Jones was such a rotter
as to do a rotten thing like that?"
"I do."
Freddie grew plaintive.
"I trusted that man," he said. "I jolly well trusted him
absolutely."
"I know," said Ashe. "There is one born every minute."
"But"--the thing seemed to be filtering slowly into Freddie's
intelligence "what I mean to say is, I--I--thought he was such a good
chap."
"My short acquaintance with Mr. Jones," said Ashe "leads me
to think that be probably is--to himself."
"I won't have anything more to do with him."
"I shouldn't."
"Dash it, I'll tell you what I'll do. The very next time I meet the
brighter, I'll cut him dead. I will! The rotter! Five hundred quid he's had off
me for nothing! And, if it hadn't been for you, he'd have had another thousand!
I'm beginning to think that my old governor wasn't so far wrong when he used to
curse me for going around with Jones and the rest of that crowd. He knew a bit,
by Gad! Well, I'm through with them. If the governor ever lets me go to London
again, I won't have anything to do with them. I'll jolly well cut the whole
bunch! And to think that, if it hadn't been for you . . ."
"Never mind that," said Ashe. "Give me the scarab. Where is
it?"
"What are you going to do with it?"
"Restore it to its rightful owner."
"Are you going to give me away to the governor?"
"I am not."
"It strikes me," said Freddie gratefully, "that you are a
dashed good sort. You seem to me to have the making of an absolute topper! It's
under the mattress. I had it on me when I fell downstairs and I had to shove it
in there."
Ashe drew it out. He stood looking at it, absorbed. He could hardly believe
his quest was at an end and that a small fortune lay in the palm of his hand.
Freddie was eyeing him admiringly.
"You know," he said, "I've always wanted to meet a detective.
What beats me is how you chappies find out things."
"We have our methods."
"I believe you. You're a blooming marvel! What first put you on my
track?"
"That," said Ashe, "would take too long to explain. Of course
I had to do some tense inductive reasoning; but I cannot trace every link in
the chain for you. It would be tedious."
"Not to me."
"Some other time."
"I say, I wonder whether you've ever read any of these things--these
Gridley Quayle stories? I know them by heart."
With the scarab safely in his pocket, Ashe could contemplate the
brightly-colored volume the other extended toward him without active repulsion.
Already he was beginning to feel a sort of sentiment for the depressing Quayle,
as something that had once formed part of his life.
"Do you read these things?"
"I should say not. I write them."
There are certain supreme moments that cannot be adequately described.
Freddie's appreciation of the fact that such a moment had occurred in his life
expressed itself in a startled cry and a convulsive movement of all his limbs.
He shot up from the pillows and gaped at Ashe.
"You write them? You don't mean, write them!"
"Yes."
"Great Scott!"
He would have gone on, doubtless, to say more; but at this moment voices
made themselves heard outside the door. There was a movement of feet. Then the
door opened and a small procession entered.
It was headed by the Earl of Emsworth. Following him came Mr. Peters. And in
the wake of the millionaire were Colonel Horace Mant and the Efficient Baxter.
They filed into the room and stood by the bedside. Ashe seized the opportunity
to slip out.
Freddie glanced at the deputation without interest. His mind was occupied
with other matters. He supposed they had come to inquire after his ankle and he
was mildly thankful that they had come in a body instead of one by one. The
deputation grouped itself about the bed and shuffled its feet. There was an
atmosphere of awkwardness.
"Er--Frederick!" said Lord Emsworth. "Freddie, my boy !"
Mr. Peters fiddled dumbly with the coverlet. Colonel Mant cleared his
throat. The Efficient Baxter scowled. "Er--Freddie, my dear boy, I fear we
have a painful--er--task to perform."
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